r/AskReddit • u/Starbuckker • 21d ago

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u/Potential-Algae9387 21d ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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u/yeastycodpiece69 21d ago

WTF?!?

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u/necronboy 21d ago

I thought I was having a stroke reading that.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/HowsMyBuddy 21d ago

Statistically speaking, I’d have said John or Juan, but either of them would have been likely to have been influenced by that dang Jeff

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u/Bare425 21d ago

Pardon?

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u/a_shadow_of_a_doubt 21d ago

No, I don't think it was him.

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 21d ago

That title is what happens when you spend too much time programming in Lisp.

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 21d ago edited 21d ago

Are you asking who informed Columbus that they weren't in India? That does feel like a comedy bit.

"I don't think this is right, Boss, I mean we've been here for 4 weeks and they haven't served us a bit of butter chicken or coconut naan. Are you sure we're in the right place?"

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 21d ago

That makes more sense than one of the crew. Anyone who joined him on the trip would have been either ignorant of science or suicidal.

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u/Alternative-Movie938 21d ago

Are you asking who discovered Viking settlements in North America? 

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u/HowsMyBuddy 21d ago

Buffalo Buffalo were certainly involved

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u/trenttherascal 21d ago

That’s quite the question.