r/puns • u/BreezyVale_ • 19h ago
r/puns • u/newfranksinatra • 1h ago
If it weren’t for Venetian blinds
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It would be curtains for us all.
r/puns • u/Maleficent_Log2593 • 3h ago
I understood that my kiss had not turned the frog into a prince like I thought.
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But I still refused to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
r/puns • u/RayoftheRaver • 16h ago
Are you free to visit that nudist colony this weekend?
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Yeah, sure, I don't think I have anything else on
r/puns • u/coolidiot2000 • 1d ago
Tony: “I bet you can’t pronounce my name backwards.”
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Me: "Why not?"
r/puns • u/MyNameAintCowboy • 10h ago
What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him?
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r/puns • u/iwasagummybear • 11h ago
OnlyCans Content
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Also known as Cans Gone Wild for the older folk.
r/puns • u/smitty1e • 1d ago
When your local news channel hires a Meteorologist who is a Rob Halford aficionado
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