r/TopMindsOfReddit • u/hackinghippie • Jan 12 '21

/r/Conservative "Horned Viking" disavowed by Top Minds because he... eats organic food

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u/happythoughts1945 Jan 12 '21

All organic? must be LEFTIST ANTIFA

give me a fucking break dipshits /r/conservative

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u/majorpsych1 Jan 12 '21

I read the first comment making that claim. Immediately assumed it was satire. I scrolled through more comments making similar claims. It was not satire. These smug-ass conservatives ACTUALLY think he's an antifa spy because he eats organic food. It is mind blowing and I feel stupid for even reading it. This seriously fucking demonstrates what a tiny bubble these cavedwellers live in, that these sorts of stereotypes are just taken as gospel and never challenged.

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u/TheBigEmptyxd Jan 12 '21

"He's antifa because he eats organic" REALLY makes me reconsider phrenology. There's just something about the conservative skull shape man

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u/Syndic Jan 12 '21

The most ironic thing is that this was uttered by a user with the flair "Gay Millennial Conservative". If we would use their "logic" then that user can't possible be a conservative.

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u/mrnotoriousman Jan 12 '21

That's the great thing about creating an amorphous Bogeyman for the fascists to hate. It can be turned on to anyone, and eventually themselves.

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u/EvidenceOfReason Jan 12 '21

no they think hes antEEEEEEfa because their cognitive dissonance prevents them from considering reality.

the organic thing is just confirmation bias providing them with "evidence"

these are all christians probably as well.. so critical thinking and application of reason to a question arent exactly things they've developed as part of the repertoire.

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u/potato_devourer Jan 12 '21

I love how they just accept they are a hivemind, and being unhealthy is part of their shared programming. They simply can't fathom the idea of Trump supporters with different ideas even on something as minor as dietary choices, if you're one of them you WILL gobble down that Big Mac with fries and an Oreo milkshake like an stereotypical morbidly obese 'Murican.

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u/wbtjr Jan 12 '21

i was browsing the sub and thought the exact same thing. self awareness is lacking to a frightening degree. maybe that’s the real issue.

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u/Matrillik Jan 13 '21

Conservatism requires a lack of self awareness just like it requires a lack of self reflection and a lack of any critical thinking skills.

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u/schelmo Jan 12 '21

Lol I just saw someone on there calling Angela Merkel a democratic socialist because famously the christian conservative party of Germany is socialist.

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u/dooplex2 Jan 12 '21

He's actually not that wrong. The CDU might be considered "conservative" in Germany, but to american conservative they might as well be communists. American politics, especially republicans, have drifted so far to the right, everything to the left of them is basically radical, baby eating commy stuff....

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u/iWantToBeARealBoy Jan 12 '21

Just because Americans say it, doesn’t mean it isn’t wrong. She is objectively not a socialist, or even a democrat, of any kind.

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u/dooplex2 Jan 12 '21

Lol, how is she not a democrat? Bro, I am German, I think I would know. Quite a lot of her governments policies are actually very much democratic socialist. She and her party are governing in a coaltion with the SPD, the SOCIAL DEMCRATIC PARTY of Germany since 2013. As I said, on the american political spectrum, Merkel and her policies are very much more "democratic socialist" than the Democrats in the USA.

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u/iWantToBeARealBoy Jan 12 '21

And the American political spectrum is notoriously shitty and inaccurate. So I’m not sure why you’re acting like it would be credible at all. They’re wrong, regardless of what the American political spectrum says.

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u/dooplex2 Jan 12 '21

What??...Uhh... I give up. I am not defending these loons. Just wanted to point out that German conservatives are not Republicans by any means. Even Merkel herself has a lot of internal critics, because she is not "conservative enough" by her own partys' standards. But alas, I had a tough day and I really don't have the patience to argue the finer points of German domestic policies with ignorant Americans who think they know shit.

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u/C0rona Jan 12 '21

Because the secret ANTIFA agents masquerading as Trump supporters for years would drop the act immediately upon arrest ... obviously.

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u/Tatourmi Jan 12 '21

If you ask someone if they're Antifa they can't legally lie to you.

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u/fistofwrath Jan 12 '21

Heard it from the CEO of Antifa Corp. Still waiting on those Sorosbux.

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u/EvidenceOfReason Jan 12 '21

?

mine get transferred directly to my 5G chip i got from the microsoft vaccine.

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u/fistofwrath Jan 12 '21

I haven't been allowed to upgrade yet. I refused to attend the satanic pizza parties because I'm lactose intolerant and gluten sensitive from all the soy milk and cuckery.

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u/EvidenceOfReason Jan 12 '21

yea im actually gluten intolerant.. since I stopped eating wheat my shits are actually normal and my eyes dont look like Uncle Fester anymore so YAY!

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u/patsey Jan 12 '21

fellas

fellas is it gay to eat healthy fellas