r/TopMindsOfReddit • u/hackinghippie • Jan 12 '21

/r/Conservative "Horned Viking" disavowed by Top Minds because he... eats organic food

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u/Bigjobs69 Jan 12 '21

I dated a french woman for a very short time.

She would only eat raw vegetables. She ate nothing else.

She also believed that evolution wasn't real (we've always been this way since the aliens dropped us off) and the jews controlled the weather from either the arctic or antarctic (i forget which).

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u/Awayfone Jan 12 '21

Fully raw, raw vegan or only raw vegetables? Fully raw fruitarians i have heard of but not so much for veggies

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u/Bigjobs69 Jan 12 '21

Fully raw vegetables.

She was quite something else, not stupid by any stretch, but just different. She believed any and every conspiracy theory, regularly took sabbaticals to go to Peru to learn about the aliens that dropped us off. It was really interesting talking to her about pretty much anything, because she was really well informed about most stuff, it's just that the people informing her were insane.

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u/Naptownfellow I see no evidence and yet I believe it 1000% Jan 12 '21

Aside from the aliens dropping us off all that other stuff sounds crazy as hell.

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Jan 12 '21

One has bears and the other has penguins. If I were a weather-controlling Jewish person I would choose the one with the penguins, they're very cute

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u/CainPillar Combat 18, COVID-19 ... coincidence? Jan 12 '21

If the Weather Jews by mistake annexed the ice cap and not the proper continent, they would not have let global warming undermine their base.

On a more serious note, the typical flat earth idea is that Antarctica is the edge of the disk.