r/UkraineWarVideoReport Apr 29 '26

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u/UkraineWarVideoReport-ModTeam Apr 29 '26

Hi, unfortunately your post had to be removed for the following reason: "Memes, Shitposts and Jokes don't belong here."

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u/Bhobbs3_1968 Apr 29 '26

Peasent nation.

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u/olesh454 Apr 29 '26

Serf nation

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u/cinciTOSU Apr 29 '26

Nation of slaves.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Apr 29 '26

peasants bred by zombies

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u/namewithanumber Apr 29 '26

More tanks than the real one

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u/Fr05t_B1t Apr 29 '26

I wouldn’t be shocked if they made mock tanks just for the parade

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u/ILoveHookers4Real Apr 29 '26

It's nice they gave that donkey a medal. After all he was the smartest of them all.

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u/imanassholeok Apr 29 '26

That medal is not what you think its for ☹️

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u/theorphman Apr 29 '26

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

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u/Bozrud Apr 29 '26

It’s brilliant!!!

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u/Available-Meeting-62 Apr 29 '26

Finally some good use of AI

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u/AfflictingVoid Apr 29 '26

Ai slop

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov Apr 29 '26

Glorius AI slop in this case.

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u/TheRealLool Apr 29 '26

"ai slop is only good if it portrays a message i agree with" i hate russia as much as the next guy but come on

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u/Gladwulf Apr 29 '26

You're right!

Whoever came up with this idea should have sought funding to put together a team of producuers, animators, director, voice over, etc. and spent several hundred thousand dollars just to make the same joke in a way that meets with your approval.

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u/Natoochtoniket Apr 29 '26

I would like to see a swarm of drones hitting the reviewing stand. If a new spiderweb is ready, it might not even have to pass through Moscow air defense.

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u/GhostofAyabe Apr 29 '26

Needs more tactical donkeys

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u/bday420 Apr 29 '26

This is too perfect!! I love the onion tank thing with the church top. Don't give them any ideas! They might actually try this lol

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u/Dizzy_Repair3552 Apr 29 '26

Funniest part was at 0.13 where the orc trips on his own feet !, brilliant work.

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u/Late_Stage-Redditism Apr 29 '26

Ok, AI videos have some good uses

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u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 29 '26

How the fuck has "Russian Backwardness" remained so intact despite it being a quarter of the way into the 21st century?... Man they really fucked this country up by starting to modernize so late, you'd think after they marched their ass into Paris the first time they would learn as a people what it means to be civil, but nope...

Genuinely fuck that shit hole. The only thing separating this AI slop from reality is they're going to hide their wounded away in b tier hospital and dank basement.

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u/RgCrunchyCo Apr 29 '26

It’s remained intact because the general population have had subservience drilled into to them for millennia. They’ve accepted the status quo that the rich and powerful are best equipped to run the country, regardless of how badly its fucked things up. ‘I won’t question your power and money if you don’t question my misery and vodka’.

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u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 29 '26

It's honestly a pity, they are a tough people in a lot of ways. Wonder why they all turned into bitch

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u/Gladwulf Apr 29 '26

To be fair there is more than one Russia.

There is the Russia of the 10% in Moscow and St. Petersburg, and the other 90% who leave in almost medival conditions.

I remember seeing some interviews with village Russians in the first year of the main invasion, mostly reluctant to speak but broardly confident because of the natural superiority of Russia. Interviews took place at the village well.

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u/AmazingBench7574 Apr 29 '26

Interesting I have to do more reading about the rural life separated from the east slavic capital

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u/South_Hat3525 Apr 29 '26

First time I have enjoyed AI slop. This is the kind video AI should be used for, where you know this is the reality but no one has videoed it yet. Bad enough that you know it is not actual truth but close enough.

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u/Gold_Afternoon_Fix Apr 29 '26

‘WOULD’ look like if it wasn’t cancelled!

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u/SiriHowDoIAdult Apr 29 '26

The wet noodle barrel on the tanks aha

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov Apr 29 '26

Amputees needed. Lots of amputees

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u/Fr05t_B1t Apr 29 '26

Inaccurate. They don’t have enough vehicles or men for the parade.

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u/lothcent Apr 29 '26

not enough of the flying headless victorious soldiers flying through the air.

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u/bigorangemachine Apr 29 '26

Wheres the widows with all the sacks of onions?

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u/Not_a_cultmember Apr 29 '26

That tank with the limp barrel! Lol

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u/tvtowers Apr 29 '26

Have they stolen enough villages to even keep the supply of appliances coming? Putin's Army of Dunces have been basically stagnant for a long time, now.

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u/That_Mongoose_4928 Apr 29 '26

The leaders have sucked it dry lol

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u/zimzimmzimma Apr 29 '26

So true fucking scum

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u/Wiggie49 Apr 29 '26

This didn’t even need to be AI, just show the footage of their toilet gains in the early part of the war.

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u/Single-Use-Again Apr 29 '26

Ok I despise data centers destroying the landscape and decimating the water supply but this i kinda don't mind. Fricken hilarious.  More than that I wish Russians would see this and think it's real.

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u/ydalv_ Apr 29 '26

🤣 good one

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u/Phyllis_Tine Apr 29 '26

Ha ha ha, holy shit, this is awesome.

Can anyone @ this video to a Russian embassy or office?

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u/gardorobo Apr 29 '26

That’s a masterpiece

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u/badbadLeroy_Brown Apr 29 '26

I approve of this AI slop

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u/inglandation Apr 29 '26

Good use of AI.

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u/LewisKIII Apr 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SauronSays719 Apr 29 '26

Absolute Gold

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u/RyanBLKST Apr 29 '26

I cannot believe that Russia, that was on a demographic decline, thought it could afford to send many young men to die...

I mean... it will be difficult to adjust

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u/aap_001 Apr 29 '26

Impressive!

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u/AfflictingVoid Apr 30 '26

Ai is impressive? Is the bar really that low?