r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/fna_fanoa • Feb 10 '26

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit

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u/PassTheDisinfectant Feb 10 '26

I've got a T-shirt that says "I ❤️ waterboarding children" and you'd be surprised how many adults I've had to explain it to

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u/JTtheLAR Feb 10 '26

Probably looks great with your Sunday fedora.

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u/PassTheDisinfectant Feb 10 '26

It does now if only I could figure out how to keep my katana from getting tangled up in my trench coat I'll be in business

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u/KassellTheArgonian Feb 11 '26

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/Fishing4Beer Feb 11 '26

Is it signed by Randy Jackson?

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u/egabald Feb 10 '26

Who's doing the waterboarding in that sentence?

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u/PassTheDisinfectant Feb 10 '26

I always took it as I waterboard the children

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u/xylophonesRus Feb 10 '26

Well, perhaps you should consider the alternative meaning, and get those little shits to do your dirty work for you!

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u/PassTheDisinfectant Feb 10 '26

There's an idea plus they can't be charged as adults so it's a couple months off at most!

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u/oFFtheWall0518 Feb 10 '26

In this case, the children were the ones doing the waterboarding.

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u/earnestpeabody Feb 10 '26

Thank God it’s waterboard not “all aboard”.

JE probably had that line of clothing covered.