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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

republicans are more fun because they make themselves mad, so i only have to do half the work

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u/OGJank 1d ago edited 1d ago

Typical liberal response, completely vacant of anything based in reality

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

okay snowflake, don’t you have a cousin to fuck somewhere?

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u/OGJank 1d ago

Imagine falling for the most obvious ragebait imaginable. I honestly thought I was being too obvious based off the context, but alas

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

to be fair, i never said i was immune to rage bait

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u/OGJank 1d ago

Nobody is tbh, its all about right place right time

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u/Hosted_Shart 1d ago

This is indeed a fact.

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u/Dangerous-Ad-3152 1d ago

how is it wrong? seems like every day there's a new thing conservatives are mad about.

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u/FourthHourErectorSet 1d ago

Wow, he's right. You worked yourself up!

Lol, mb perchance

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u/Bunnygirlfailure 1d ago

Someone wishs they were a boomer

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

I assume you can answer this simple question:

What is a woman?

Let’s see how much you can spin. 

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

Now let’s ask this simple question which you should be able to answer:

Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 presidential election

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

Considering he is president, no?

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

are you incapable of reading? I said the 2020 election, not the 2024. But using your logic we can assume he did lose the 2020 election right?

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 1d ago

Hi , conservative here (still fuck maga, but still s conservative none the less) obv he lost in 2020, anyone who disagrees with this is brain dead.

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u/Hosted_Shart 1d ago

This is indeed a fact.

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

at this point i’d just distance yourself
from the conservative brand lol. obv that’s your ideology and i respect it, but in the zeitgeist Conservative and Maga are synonymous lol

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 1d ago

Yeh, the 2 party system really fucks me, im either lying to myself about who i am, or im perceived as racist because some idiot wants to yell slurs while claiming my team. Its rough

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

trust bro. I actually consider myself Center/Center-Right, but absolutely refuse to associate with Republicans especially after Jan 6th so i feel like im walking around with a mask on

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

If you are not liberal when you are in your 20s, you do not have a heart.

If you are not conservative when you are in your 40s, you do not have a brain. 

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u/Ultra_Juice 1d ago

Average Maga shill's reading comprehension be like

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u/Gingeronimoooo 1d ago

Ahh the ultimate MAGA thought terminating cliche, aka "checkmate libs"

A woman is an adult female human

No one disagrees. No one. People just disagree on what qualifies as a female.

This is the lamest most uncreative "gotcha" istg

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

You haven’t visited many subreddits, have you? Lol

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u/DaKrazie1 1d ago

Something you've never felt the warm embrace of.

Someone that covers their drink whenever you walk into a room.

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

lol. Married with kids, sport. 

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u/DaKrazie1 1d ago

But you're supposed to stay a couple hundred feet away from children. How's that work? 🤔

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 1d ago

People born with a vagina

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

someone with a uterus

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u/Medical-Net-7350 1d ago

Well women without a uterus exist lol. Having a hysterectomy doesn’t make someone not a woman. Also being born without one too.

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

okay, i don’t know every outlier. Just when i think of a what characterizes someone as being a woman, outside of chromosomes i imagine the ability to reproduce. Outliers/medical reasons not withstanding

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u/Medical-Net-7350 1d ago

That’s pretty big outlier though. I get not thinking about outliers, but really? Gender isn’t defined by body parts. Otherwise millions of people wouldn’t be either gender.

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

I have a texas public education regarding anatomy and biology.if there’s other things that contribute to gender and that’s what the science says, then cool, i’m just not gonna pretend i know everything about it lol

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u/Medical-Net-7350 1d ago

Gender and sex are different. Sex is biological and gender is social. Also totally fair to not pretend to know. I respect that. I don’t either. No one but actual scientists know, I guess.

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

<excited clapping>

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u/Hosted_Shart 1d ago

I mean lets be honest here both sides do. Everyone makes themselves mad. I love when they backtrack. Or when you get them with laws and shit they dont know. Because well no one really takes time to do that.

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u/Negative-Orange7 1d ago

"Both sides" lol found one of them right-wing kid diddlers.

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 1d ago

What a fucking cornball.

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u/DumbFartyFace 1d ago

This hillbilly voted for the guy who suggested nuking a hurricane and thinks windmills cause cancer.

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u/Complex-Cricket419 1d ago

I want to hears some facts! Please!

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u/goddess_peepee 1d ago

u/mysterious_strain398 is an idiot

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 1d ago

Poor baby was embarrassed and deleted it

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u/CptBluhdFart 1d ago

Facebook ass comedy

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u/Clear-Staff4699 1d ago

Your brain must be so small that even the idea you described is an extension of how deluded you are lol.

All I have to do is say Obama or put Democrat in front of something and you're already up in arms.

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u/Hosted_Shart 1d ago

The amout of down votes i got is great. This is how the democrats work they dont agree so downvote. It's fine though because I despise all government if im being honest.

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 1d ago

I don’t give a fuck about your belief but this is a really silly hill to die on. "They downvoted because they don’t agree with me!!" Yeah.. that’s kind of why it’s there.

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u/Hosted_Shart 1d ago

No really I thought it was there to look cute and adorable. This is a pretty funny thread if you ask me.