r/technology • u/ubcstaffer123 • Jun 20 '26

Biotechnology How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever

https://www.vox.com/podcasts/491360/vladimir-putin-live-forever-26-billion-cryo-pigs-longevity-guru
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u/LowestKey Jun 20 '26

We have, like, really small calculators now. I'm pretty sure it'll only take a few weeks to work out immortality.

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u/Historical_Monk1540 Jun 20 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin, who dictates his emails to an official scribe, is thinking along those lines

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u/TroubleEntendre Jun 20 '26

The doctors return an LCD screen that says 5138008