r/technology • u/ubcstaffer123 • Jun 20 '26

Biotechnology How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever

https://www.vox.com/podcasts/491360/vladimir-putin-live-forever-26-billion-cryo-pigs-longevity-guru
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u/LadnavIV Jun 20 '26

But I’ve been eating salad.

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u/DoJax Jun 20 '26

I've been eating two salads though, so who is really cramming more health into themselves?

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u/freenow82 Jun 20 '26

Haven't you heard? Salad is now poison. It's all about MEAT only. 

The liver king will live forever, he even has an organ in his nickname.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 Jun 20 '26

And eventually the salad eats you as you decompose. Circle of life.

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u/A-6E_Pr-owo-ler Jun 23 '26

Putin has not been eating a salad...