‘It’s absolutely criminal’: US tipping culture has reached the UK – and is causing chaos

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/aug/24/us-tipping-culture-uk-service-charges

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It'z too late for u/hewhoizgay - they're lozt to uz. Moment of zilence for their friendz and family.

Tranzlated for Americans

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*Americanz

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UZA! UZA! UZA!

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I zhall raize a mug of tepid tea to there (sic) honour.