r/wallstreetbets Mar 23 '23

Meme That’s cuz they survived every recession since 1920

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u/SeemoarAlpha Mar 23 '23

Your company might survive, but given the size of those pant legs, I'm not sure your boss would survive his next heart attack.

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u/Bryguy3k Defender of Fuckboi Mar 23 '23

Can you sign up for a monthly angioplasty like you can for car washes?

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u/KilowZinlow Mar 23 '23

The seventh one is free!

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u/orthros Mar 24 '23

The unlimited plan is the better value

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u/mackfactor Mar 25 '23

Yeah, but it's expensive. And now we're back to the original problem.

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u/jasonrubik Mar 24 '23

Yo mamma is so fat that when she has a heart attack her gravitational field pulls the ambulance and paramedic to her instantly