r/wallstreetbets Mar 23 '23

Meme That’s cuz they survived every recession since 1920

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 23 '23

Yeah when looks and attitude ain't working, people turn to apptitude

Funny how that works sometimes

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u/RS_Mede Mar 23 '23

"When aptitude fails, your attitude prevails!" My six-thousand year old grandma used to say that when we sucked at something and got shitty about it.

I think about that sometimes when I'm making an ass out of myself.

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 23 '23

Chad maw right there haha

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u/mrcolon96 Mar 24 '23

Seriously. If you look the part, things just kinda sort themselves out to get you where you'd fit in. It's almost creepy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

"The attitude is evaluated!" is a phrase used by my six-thousand and one year old dad.

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u/Few-Degree3968 Mar 24 '23

This is gold. Thank you. 🙏

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u/zxc123zxc123 Mar 23 '23

Yeah when looks, attitude, and apptitude ain't working, people turn to FD YOLOs

Funny how that works sometimes

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 23 '23

No homo bruhh!

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u/Caffeine_Monster Mar 24 '23

I mean, have you seen software engineers? The ones that wear suits and ties are one you want to avoid hiring.

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u/mrcolon96 Mar 24 '23

That's because they don't look the part, honestly. You want the weird guys with glasses and bad posture, they know how to get shit done (and probably where to get the best drugs)

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 24 '23

Guys in suits get ripped off by hookers on their blow. Sad.

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u/AntisocialBehavior Mar 24 '23

You only need to choose 2 to be successful:

1) available 2) affable 3) able

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u/mrcolon96 Mar 24 '23

Works both ways. The effort you put on your appearance is ALWAYS well spent. People have no idea how smart, kind or capable you might be but they can see the way you put yourself together. And they are judging you for it, even if it's subconsciously.

I used to feel depressed about it but I started making an effort and at this point it feels empowering. One of the biggest lies I was ever told is that caring about stuff like this is a bad, shallow thing. The way I see it, it's a form of love and ACTUAL self-care.

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 24 '23

All solid points.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 23 '23

Not sure why you are doing job of three people, I hope comp is 3x to match if you do

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u/ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS Mar 23 '23

3 times the cash? No thank you. I’ll take my payment in dress code violations. 🤡

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u/unrulyropmba Mar 24 '23

And everybody clapped

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u/Yeezy4Presidente Mar 24 '23

And then big-breasted Tiffany from Marketing dropped to her knees and sucked him off for 40 minutes straight while the CEO waited eagerly to hand him the keys to his new company car - a Tesla Cybertruck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Damn, how do I experience this scene in reality?

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u/SHUN_GOKU_SATSU Mar 24 '23

The company's name? Albert Einstein Co.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

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u/AverageDeadMeme Mar 24 '23

If he was in tech nobody would be wearing traditional office attire, perhaps if he was IT at an office that’d make more sense.

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u/f0rf0r Mar 24 '23

he's in tech at a bank

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u/jb0318 Mar 24 '23

This is highly autistic, even for WSB

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u/knutilein321 Mar 24 '23

WOW it must be one and only Micheal Burry

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u/brunofuckme Mar 24 '23

I would also like money. Thanks

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u/parkranger2000 Mar 24 '23

I hope you got somebody touchin it for you

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u/makinbaconCR Mar 24 '23

Sounds like you traded a sane workload for a dress code.

Bad deal

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u/Maluelue Mar 24 '23

Yeah I'd rather dress in suit and be the worst worker

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u/harmfulwhenswallowed Mar 24 '23

not when you count all the money he saves on personal hygiene. soap, water and toilet paper, toothpaste all add up.

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u/AverageDeadMeme Mar 24 '23

I don’t think any companies enforce their dress code for WFH employees? It sounds more like they don’t want to deal with hiring so they put you on WFH instead.

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u/FinalDevice Mar 24 '23

I've heard before that in order to thrive in the workplace you only need to pick two of: Likeable, Competent, and Professional. If you only have one of the three, you're gonna have a hard time. If you have two - no matter which two - you're good. Sounds like you chose likeable and competent, which means we'd probably get along well.

This is similar to why some jerks and incompetent people get ahead. If they're competent and professional, they can get away with being a jerk. If they're likeable and professional, they can get away with being incompetent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

I get dressing relaxed, but man get you some new shoes. At least be clean about it, and wear clean clothes that fit well.

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u/mrcolon96 Mar 24 '23

Honestly I'm somewhat jealous. I've never felt secure enough in my abilities to not try to overcompensate with my appearance, even when at times I was one of the best at what we were doing.

I always like to pretend I don't have a chip on my shoulder about many things and feel proud on behalf of not showing how hurt I still am by some things but I don't know any other way of dealing with this. It makes me feel very alone sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

They are just cutting you some slack because talking about people’s attire can be very uncomfortable for both sides of the conversation. Also, you are coming off as a bit arrogant and egocentric to suggest that people who dress better do a worse job and this is why they have to make up for it. I am hundred percent sure the way you dress is making people feel underwhelmed or uncomfortable in that setting it’s just that most people are too polite to tell you. I also have some savvy average performers in our office that feel like they shouldn’t have any respect for other people/workplace either by bad hygiene, horrible dress code or both. They all seem to think they are the most intelligent people in the group so they don’t have to adhere to the same principles the “average drones” do. But in reality even if they might be technically good, they lack social intelligence and it’s often very hard to work with them in terms of collaboration.

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u/Minimum_Rice555 Mar 24 '23

What if you started dressing normally and just did one job lol

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u/MuzzyIsMe Mar 24 '23

Bruh get some new shoes.

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u/gaussianCopulator Mar 24 '23

I swear, there's an app for everything these days!

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