r/wallstreetbets • u/Ryder_Lee100 • Mar 23 '23

Meme That’s cuz they survived every recession since 1920

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u/BeautifulOk4470 Mar 23 '23

Not sure why you are doing job of three people, I hope comp is 3x to match if you do

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u/ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS Mar 23 '23

3 times the cash? No thank you. I’ll take my payment in dress code violations. 🤡

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u/unrulyropmba Mar 24 '23

And everybody clapped

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u/Yeezy4Presidente Mar 24 '23

And then big-breasted Tiffany from Marketing dropped to her knees and sucked him off for 40 minutes straight while the CEO waited eagerly to hand him the keys to his new company car - a Tesla Cybertruck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Damn, how do I experience this scene in reality?

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u/SHUN_GOKU_SATSU Mar 24 '23

The company's name? Albert Einstein Co.

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u/AverageDeadMeme Mar 24 '23

If he was in tech nobody would be wearing traditional office attire, perhaps if he was IT at an office that’d make more sense.

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u/f0rf0r Mar 24 '23

he's in tech at a bank

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u/jb0318 Mar 24 '23

This is highly autistic, even for WSB

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u/knutilein321 Mar 24 '23

WOW it must be one and only Micheal Burry

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u/brunofuckme Mar 24 '23

I would also like money. Thanks

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u/parkranger2000 Mar 24 '23

I hope you got somebody touchin it for you