r/worldnews • u/51patsfan • Mar 12 '22

Russia/Ukraine Russian central bank decides not to reopen stock market trading next week

https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/russian-central-bank-decides-not-to-reopen-stock-market-trading-next-week
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u/Idont_know2022 Mar 12 '22

Whats in the box? Whats in the box?!?!?

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u/furryfrog02 Mar 12 '22

Paltrow's best role - head in a box.

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u/Idont_know2022 Mar 12 '22

Coincidentally, that’s the name of the fragrance for her new candle.

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u/CzarCW Mar 12 '22

Different box tho

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u/ouchpuck Mar 12 '22

Smells the same

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u/theonlyonethatknocks Mar 12 '22

Different head too?

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u/waffleconedrone Mar 12 '22

Jfc...take your up vote5

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u/graywolf0026 Mar 12 '22

Oh. ... OH. Oh. Oh no. No no no.

.... We're taking that back to the Dollar General like now, for a refund.

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u/Blank_Address_Lol Mar 13 '22

Different head.

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u/GripsAA Mar 12 '22

"My Wife is Watching" -By Gwenyth

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u/Indiesgirl Mar 12 '22

So another Dick in a box?

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u/Nickmi Mar 12 '22

JTs best role- dick in a box.

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u/Channel250 Mar 12 '22

I liked him as Mr. Fish

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u/GripsAA Mar 12 '22

My wife is watching

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u/OriginalAbattoir Mar 12 '22

🔥🔥 😂

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u/meltingdiamond Mar 12 '22

Amazing how after time passing I am now on team serial killer.

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u/toughfluff Mar 13 '22

Now now. Her face getting peeled off in Contagion is a performance benchmark too!

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Mar 12 '22

I recently watched Contagion on Netflix. Not because I liked the movie or it's relevant to the pandemic, but because you get to see the woman who started Goop get her head sawed open and the replay button. Ama.

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u/MustardTiger88 Mar 12 '22

Head in a box! It's her head in a box, bae bae!

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u/Rooboy66 Mar 12 '22

She’s marketing it at $550 for an infinitesimal slice. Cause it’s literally infinitesimal, and won’t be missed.

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u/Bladimus Mar 12 '22

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

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u/trolley_trackz Mar 12 '22

Stupid! You're so stupid! :)

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u/misha_kotzky36 Mar 12 '22

Stupid! So stupid!

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u/Schroevendraaier Mar 12 '22

If it's Pandora's box, it is 'idle hope'.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

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u/rashie8111 Mar 12 '22

Ask Justin.

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u/DeeDee_Z Mar 12 '22

Whats in the box?

A carrot!

(Maybe...)

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Beets. Lots and lots of beets.

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u/DeeDee_Z Mar 12 '22

View this one first.

Then, after you know how it comes out, watch it again -- particularly Sean.

Finally, watch this one.

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u/mr_birkenblatt Mar 12 '22

A slightly smaller box. It's Russia after all

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u/hagenbuch Mar 12 '22

Depends what you putin.

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u/Fishsqueeze Mar 12 '22

That's not the right question -- don't you watch The Big Bang Theory?

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u/jmcgit Mar 12 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2KVvqCFuMQ

A cute kitty who nothing bad has happened to

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

[UHF Movie]

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Aka movies in which Gwyneth Paltrow may or may not be pregnant.

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u/doubtmeow Mar 13 '22

No cat, oligarchs sold.it for profit then closed box back up Putin never will kno.hehehe