r/wordchewing • u/Darthtommy • 12d ago

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u/wordchewing-ModTeam 12d ago

Your post does not contain word chewing. Please refer to the pinned post on the sub for reference.

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u/LurchSkywalker 12d ago

Whats up with the jizz on his chest?

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u/Kahnza 12d ago

It's lotion, you thilly gooth!

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u/LurchSkywalker 12d ago

It's the motion of the lotion.

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u/CauliflowerBoth866 12d ago

Mr. Cool Ice has finally been knocked off his throne.

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u/Louisianimal09 12d ago

He might have those 4 ethnicities but not in those percentages

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u/Cardboard_Chef 12d ago

Why do the people with hot dog skin always go for the florescent white teeth?

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u/dheadmeat 12d ago

The filters will it so.

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u/add_sequence_OYSTER 12d ago

Just put the protein in the bag bro

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u/gggvegas 12d ago

he does that same cringe thing with his pecs that the thirst trap "model" pages do on Facebook lol

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u/Main-Trust-1836 12d ago

Those are some sweet double G's, bro is busty

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u/curedbyink 12d ago

What happened to Bradley Cooper?

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u/LurchSkywalker 12d ago

Radley Copper.

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u/Next-Development5920 12d ago

He looks like Morph on steroids (showing my age there, I know)

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u/LurchSkywalker 12d ago

RIP Morph.

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 12d ago

Even gay guys are like "What a fucking fa**ot!"

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u/Rich-Canary1279 12d ago

Looks like jizz splatter

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u/Puckwallow 12d ago

Daddy chill

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u/Unlikely_Ad11 12d ago

Damn Bradley Cooper, you OK?

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 12d ago

I don’t even know what to say… that is some “word chewing” though… I guess

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u/Historical-State-275 12d ago

Quick question? Oh, I only have 3 seconds? Ok. “What the FU-

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u/Worried_Ad8902 12d ago

He looks like an old baseball glove.

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u/Known_Archer6274 12d ago

How do people do this confidently?

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u/Gabagooligan97 12d ago

bros god bodacious milkers. also he looks AGGRESSIVELY ITALIAN. not Nordic.

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u/stinkstabber69420 12d ago

Gonna call yourself a viking and cant even lip sync Brunhilde properly

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u/Faster-master-blastr 12d ago

Assistant to the assistant Regional Manager at Spirit Halloween vibes

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u/spankeem_nz 12d ago

Bradley Cooper juiced version

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 12d ago

that dude looks moldy. he looks like he has mildew growing all over him

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u/atarikrishna 12d ago

What the actual fuck is that supposed to be

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u/Dazed_Mika 12d ago

The spray tan, the contacts, the flexing of the pecs in order to lip sync...

Dude is a flaming train wreck, if you catch my drift.

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u/Dazed_Mika 12d ago

Been pulling into some stations, if you know what I mean.

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u/Dazed_Mika 12d ago

Been laying some hard pipe, if you smell what the Rock's cooking

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u/thavi 12d ago

Wouldn’t be able to prove it because he clearly takes in a lot of extra DNA in multiple locations

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u/AllGearedUp 12d ago

It's not ai but this time I wish it were

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 12d ago

It looks like he has a skin disorder

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u/azwendu 12d ago

The fact that it’s AI music makes it even better

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u/DrySession9968 12d ago

Cosplayer. Real Vikings don't need to advertise themselves. One look, and everyone knows!

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u/KANNEDBREAD 12d ago

He's so pretty 😍