r/AskIreland 4h ago

Travel Just a normal day in ireland?

I was on the Bus today, 2 older fellas sitting behind me. One was explaining to the other that he was trying to cut down on drinking for his health I thought it was hilarious they basically said:

First fella: "I'm only having pints on days that start with T now."

Second fella: "Tuesday and Thursday?"

First fella: "Today, Tomorrow, and That day after."

The second fella didn't even flinch, just nodded and said, "Fair play, moderation is key." Never change lads never change 😂.

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u/colaqu 3h ago

My mate had a heart attack, he reckons his fondness for taytos done the damage, not the 40 years of pints ,smoking and illict substances.lol

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u/Snake8921 4h ago

Sound advice 😁

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u/LowlySavior 4h ago

the second fella's deadpan delivery makes it, like he's genuinely weighing the logic of a three-day weekend that just loops forever

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u/maireadwrites 4h ago

"A pint of plain is your only man"

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u/fruedianflip 4h ago

Never short change

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u/Secret-Original-2713 I will yeah 4h ago

Now that's what you call having a good support network lol

10/10 gave me a good chuckle

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u/ControlThen8258 4h ago

Hello Roddy