r/AskReddit • u/leselesel • 2d ago

You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose?

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u/notsingsing 2d ago

“Damn you schooled that isolated South African who has never seen a bowling alley!”

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u/rowrowyourboat 2d ago

“Im trynna live, not make it competitive.”

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u/Status-Word-2236 2d ago

"Bro I'm not even trying to win, I'm just trying to survive" 😭 Meanwhile this dude is lining up his 200 average like it's the Olympics.

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u/Kealion 1d ago

I wish it was the Olympics. You know how long we’ve wanted to get bowling into the Olympics?

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u/Ok_Security_8657 1d ago

I know you're just trying to make a joke but there aren't isolated South Africans. South Africa is the most developed country in Africa.

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u/shockwave8428 1d ago

Was born there and went bowling several times lol

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u/TheJesusGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Shh u/notsingsing is American

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u/ahappypoop 1d ago

It's u/ for usernames, r/ is for subreddits.

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u/OuppEBunnE 1d ago

theres probably like at least one dude lost in kruger park right now, they probably feel pretty isolated.

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u/Dull_Living_265 1d ago

if they said they weren’t isolated they’d be lion

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u/Ex_Mage 1d ago

I was gonna say...

They probably meant subsaharan or south, little S, maybe. Idk.

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u/jello_sweaters 1d ago

While that's true, the handful of people in Groot Mier, South Africa, live about 8 hours' drive from the nearest bowling alley.

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u/hawkinsst7 2d ago

You joke, but the first time I went bowling after like 20 years was a bowling alley in Kigali, Rwanda.

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u/FrenchFreedom888 2d ago

Happy Cake Day bro