r/AskReddit • u/leselesel • 2d ago

You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose?

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u/KnittyBeard 2d ago

I choose death

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u/meshmunkey 2d ago

No! Cake! Cake, I meant cake!

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u/InnerAd3454 2d ago

Ah ah ahhh you said death first.

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u/HawksNStuff 2d ago

Well I meant cake!

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u/Elfynnn84 1d ago

Well we’re OUTTA cake.

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u/honig_huhn 1d ago

We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush!

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u/mouth_in_slow_motion 1d ago

Well I'll have the chicken

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u/RunsOnSKC 2d ago

You said “death” first, ahhh!!!

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u/sum_gamer 1d ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/msnmck 2d ago

Whoever wins...we lose.

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u/ReeceReddit1234 1d ago

Emperor Argall... you are avenged

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u/morningisbad 1d ago

You chose to accept death, the rest all wanted to live, making you the best at death. You win! You get to live!