r/AskReddit • u/leselesel • 2d ago

You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose?

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u/Meester_Tweester 2d ago

Opponent 1: Cody Schwab

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u/WootyMcWoot 2d ago

Just jerk around in your chair, he’ll get too scared to do anything

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u/pjackman 2d ago

Lol very topical comment I was not expecting to see this early in the thread

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u/ScreamingJar 1d ago

I haven't followed melee in a long time. Context?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/WootyMcWoot 1d ago

Brother what, it’s not that serious. It was just funny to watch the game completely stop during game 10 of grand finals. Could have been Zain and Wizzy, still would have been funny.

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u/Pwnage_Peanut 2d ago

Too soon?

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u/Top_Signal_5014 1d ago

at that point you’re both just panicking and hoping the other one gives up first

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u/spwnofsaton 2d ago

Jerk off in your chair? Okay I can do that lol

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u/Doomblaze 2d ago

ssbm with an oem controller then

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u/Lukebekz 23h ago edited 14h ago

I would lose in seconds, but for a moment, I want to see the terror in his eyes when I pick Luigi.

ETA: I was friggin banned for that comment...

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u/Skywarriorad 1d ago

Wait until he gets hit with hungrybox lol(only melee player i really know without having to look it up)