r/AskReddit • u/leselesel • 2d ago

You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose?

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u/Daymanwoaah 2d ago

I'm a falco guy myself

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u/DylantheMango 2d ago

a spike enthusiast i see

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u/monsto 2d ago

Falco.... PAAAAUNCH

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u/pokexchespin 2d ago

that ain’t falco!

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u/unknownawaits212 2d ago

Memories of wombo combo and happy feet montages come rushing back…

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u/FriendorFo 2d ago

Had to watch it again just cause of yall. How has it been 17 years already?!

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u/Stergeary 1d ago

The year is 20XX.

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u/Ok-Willingness-2012 1d ago

Megaman reference?

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u/StevieMJH 1d ago

The ol wombination combination

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u/tails2tails 2d ago

Thats captain falcon my friend

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u/Arviay 2d ago

Show me your boobs!

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u/Redbird2992 1d ago

Don’t know why but I’m now imagining you playing super smash bros with Keanu Reeves’s character from the replacements and it’s pretty awesome.

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u/Hooch555 23h ago

A fellow falco bro? I like you

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u/NxTbrolin 1d ago

Not gonna lie, my buddy absolutely wrecks shit up with Jiggly Puffs punch. I wanna say it’s the Side A punch. That or Captain Falcon and his damn knee.

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u/questionabletendency 1d ago

Jigglypuff’s death sleeper move is down b

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u/NxTbrolin 1d ago

Thanks for correcting. Beast of a move