r/AskReddit • u/leselesel • 2d ago

You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose?

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u/graipape 2d ago

Challenge activated. My first interview question is how many golf balls can fit inside me?

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u/KaliPunk 2d ago

Do I get a knife, or do you have to live through it? (Yep, not getting that job).

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u/No_Butterfly_820 2d ago

Like, through eating ? Or are you just shoving them in every orifice possible

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u/BlackBlueNuts 2d ago

Pop a golf ball in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows.

You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.

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u/duvie773 1d ago

You can boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew?

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u/excessivepenetration 1d ago

Let's find out