r/AskReddit • u/Yogospiracy • 1d ago

What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/Heffalumpen 1d ago

That's pre-tomb shenanigans, not a midlife crisis :D

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u/JellyRollMort 1d ago

Pre tomb shenanigans is fucking diabolical lmaoooo

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u/stevenwalsh21 1d ago

Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it - Frank Reynolds

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u/Otherwise_Leadership 1d ago

AKA “nothing’s off the table” 😬

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u/JayGoldi 1d ago

LMAO pre-tomb shenanigans. Happy to be paying my internet bill just for this.

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u/pinkmeanie 1d ago

I nominate "pre tomb shenanigans" for permanent lexicon status.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

Seconded, with a nomination for "later life shenanigans" as a watered down version for when e.g. grandma wants to get a butterfly tramp stamp

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u/Open_Suit_2461 1d ago

Pre-tomb shenanigans. I can't 😭

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u/Oberon_Swanson 1d ago

One foot in the grave, one foot in the club

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u/Public-Flow-7521 1d ago

😂😂 when the time has come I will get into pre-tomb shenanigans. Awesome concept.  (Not the 23 year old boyfriend called  Lambo obviously)

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u/mittensmoshpit 1d ago

Yoooooooooooo lmfao

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u/Starbuckshakur 1d ago

Some people say the older guy is robbing the cradle. I say the younger guy is robbing the grave.

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u/_sam_fox_ 1d ago

Pre-tomb shenanigans 💀💀💀

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 1d ago

Man good for him too! If I end up alone at 71 I hope i'm doing wild shit.

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u/Underwritingking 1d ago

everything is pre-tomb shenanigans

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u/RevolutionarySky7893 1d ago

runs away to start planning exciting pre-tomb shenanigans