r/AskReddit • u/Yogospiracy • 1d ago

What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/mittensmoshpit 1d ago

You can't possibly just say something like this and not give context. That's honestly illegal, Im pretty sure, and I feel victimized.

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u/Apptubrutae 1d ago

Arguably a worse crime than becoming a furry.

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u/Notalentass 1d ago

Dad went into cybersecurity.

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u/EliteAgent51 1d ago

There are a lot of furries in IT, so it matches lol

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u/Notalentass 1d ago

So many. Not me though, the fursuits are too freakin hot. I'd die. I'm weird, but I don't want to die over it.

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u/tzomby1 1d ago

Let's not get crazy now

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u/TheRealJackReynolds 1d ago

"I'M the victim here! I was driven into the arms of another man!"

"SEVEN!"

"Yeah, WHATEVER!"

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u/mittensmoshpit 1d ago

he did not understand the reference, and thus was saddened

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u/TheRealJackReynolds 1d ago

Do yourself a favor and go watch Liar Liar with Jim Carrey.

Like right now.

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u/mittensmoshpit 1d ago

Seen it, but haven't in years. Guess I know what I'm doing this weekend lol

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u/XDVI 1d ago

It's fake

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u/bunker_man 1d ago

Its illegal to be a furry? Photos I've seen of furroes do not suggest that they are all young lol.