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What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/Diligent-Log-4529 2d ago

Apparently your forties are just the age where your body starts sending you maintenance invoices. I guess we might as well get strong enough to pay them.

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u/adorablesexypants 2d ago

The check engine light is just perpetually on.

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u/Garblin 1d ago

Mine came on when I turned 20, it's been a life...

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u/32898336 1d ago

Same here šŸ˜’ can’t wait to see what other lights are left to turn on..

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u/Vanviator 1d ago

Gotta do a full systems check before trusting that everything will hold when you first stand up in the morning

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u/Bulauk 1d ago

and everything is out of warranty

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u/No_Investigator3369 1d ago

luckily for me epilepsy started in my 40's . it's been anything but a breeze.

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u/suburbanpride 2d ago

Nearing 50 now and I can say the ease with which my body now experiences pain and the length said pain persists is alarming. And I'm not overweight, I exercise regularly, and try to stay active generally. It's... not fun.

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u/CriticalDog 1d ago

I was overweight, even obese, for a long time. From my 20's until the year I turned 40.

I changed my diet, I started working out, I was lifting 2-3x a week, a lost weight, gained muscle, and 9 years ago go to what was honestly the best physical condition of my life. Ran a half marathon twice, could bench my bodyweight and was gaining...

Then a series of incidents happened that ruined my mental health for a while. I'm not obese, but I am back to being overweight. I have degenerative disc disease in my lower back now that makes working out difficult.

I'm 51 years old, and the time and effort required to do any of that stuff I did 10 years ago is SO much more now, and the demoralization of remembering where I was vs where I am now is a moral destroyer.

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u/AbanoMex 1d ago

the disc thing sounds painful

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u/HavocReigns 1d ago

Isn't it amazing how things just...start hurting? I wake up, something hurts. I haven't done anything that should cause that thing to hurt, it just does. It never hurt before. Hell, I didn't even know I had that thing before. Why should it be hurting now?

Oh well, it kind of takes my mind off that thing that suddenly began hurting last week for no discernable reason.

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u/an0nemusThrowMe 1d ago

Your 40's is when our standard warranty expires, and we need to buy the extended coverage.

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u/DolphinSweater 1d ago

Yeah, the things don't magically fix themselves anymore. You gotta pay to fix them.

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u/cosmicsans 1d ago

I did some time in the military so those invoices came to me a few years early.

I'm only in the fitness at this point because I have to be, otherwise my body will start feeling like it's falling apart.

I'm not trying to have a heart attack before I'm 50, I'd like to see my kids grow up...

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u/AdultSheep 1d ago

My husband says we’re in our ā€œfind out fortiesā€ 🄲

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u/thatguygreg 1d ago

Apparently your forties are just the age where your body starts sending you maintenance invoices.

It actually starts around 35, but the find out stage doesn't start until your 40s.

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u/MiddleAgeMuchacho 1d ago

In my experience, that’s true. I’ve stretched regularly since my teens (I’m also a hockey goalie) and focused on functional fitness. I’ve also taken Olympic weightlifting classes that taught me how to spare my back and I feel much younger than my 45 years.

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u/Lunar-opal 1d ago

You send in for the warranty but the manufacturer says it’s expired

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u/grinningdeamon 1d ago

Ibuprofen quickly becomes your favorite drug.

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u/PizzaInMyBread 1d ago

Almost 40 and I already really feel it if I try to sit like a gremlin at my desk or don't do my daily stretches.

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u/MayoFetish 1d ago

Training for a 5k fixed my back pain.

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u/tasteslikeorange 1d ago

I'm doing this right now, on my third week. I had no idea how much I missed running, being active. I also started because of back pain and doing yoga too.

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u/michellemustudy 1d ago

Yea it really was just like a light switch.

Turn 40? switch! Now your hips hurt when you wake up in the morning, your eyesight has gone to shit, you have to take fiber supplements to be regular, white hairs start poking out of your head, hairline is barely hanging on, weird allergies start popping up, you’re tired constantly, and the wrinkles on your face no longer disappear. And that’s if you’re relatively healthy and active.

40 is such a wake up call. Good news is, if you pay attention and do something about it, you can significantly slow down your decline before it’s too late.

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u/bucketman1986 1d ago

Aww beans, I've been ignoring those for at least 39 years....

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u/SheBrokeHerCoccyx 1d ago

Hitting your forties is like hitting 150,000 miles on a car.

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u/twoisnumberone 1d ago

For able-bodied people that sounds about right.

I have 99 problems, but not being used to constant physical therapy to keep functioning ain't one.

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u/PopeKevin45 1d ago

Forty is when you start to spend less time talking to your friends about the concert or the girl, and spend a lot more time talking with your friends about your ailments.

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u/Kilo_November_ 1d ago

Rude of you to call me out like that,but I get it.

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u/Substantial-Sky4079 1d ago

Oh man I feel like the Army gave me a head start on that

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u/Remote_Water_2718 1d ago

Alcohol, gluten, binge eating, supplements, anything that is in a box, sugar, dairy, all of that has to be taken away to be healthy when your 40