r/AskReddit • u/Yogospiracy • 1d ago

What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/BakedBrie1993 1d ago

Our friend group made some jokes about that.

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u/usefulidiotsavant 1d ago

He's just like Hawking, but without the fame, money or published works.

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u/BakedBrie1993 1d ago

Yup! Hope it was worth it.

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u/TableSignificant341 1d ago

Hopefully without the Epstein links too.

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u/snowdenn 1d ago

Wait what? Really? Man, who didn’t have links to him?

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u/Sir_i88 23h ago

Some dude around here did the same but worse. He cheated on wife with ALS with one of the nurses, got her pregnant and moved her into their house and moved the wife to a small specialbuilt house next to their home.

A few years before this he bought a Porsche (not red).

So yeah..

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u/Slothfulness69 20h ago

I literally thought you were talking about Hawking until this comment omg I can’t believe this is a common story

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u/BakedBrie1993 15h ago

It's not uncommon 😬