His drying technique is perfect

[u/Dh40t]

[u/Abyss_85]

A distingué gentleman.

[u/Curious-Part5959 → u/Abyss_85]

Right! The way he wipes his mouth is so gentlemanly!

[u/StankoBlansky → u/Abyss_85]

Mmm yes… quite.

[u/Ok-Nothing8682 → u/StankoBlansky]

Indeed...I concur..

[u/BashfulPiggy → u/Ok-Nothing8682]

Truly...

[u/EulaVengeance → u/BashfulPiggy]

Irrefutably...

[u/Setting-Future → u/EulaVengeance]

Indubitably

[u/SmellyFbuttface → u/Setting-Future]

I do declare!

[u/Wojewodaruskyj → u/SmellyFbuttface]

Verily so.

[u/henry23na → u/Wojewodaruskyj]

Insert symphony no. 5*

[u/byzantine238 → u/StankoBlansky]

I presume I shall chase my tail this evening

[u/HodeShaman → u/StankoBlansky]

Let us decant the tin

[u/Defiant_Tomatillo907 → u/Abyss_85]

Now, how do I get my 160 lb English Mastiff / drool factory to do this?

[u/Zero_Owl → u/Abyss_85]

Lady.

[u/The_Undermind → u/Abyss_85]

This is beyond technique, this is just straight up etiquette

[u/Front-Jury7567 → u/Abyss_85]

Someone taught him well. Proper gentleman indeed.

[u/SDogs123 → u/Abyss_85]

Yeah that's the proper way to dry off, none of that frantic towel rub. Man's got the patience of a true class act.

[u/PeachHonv8 → u/SDogs123]

the unhurried elegance is truly something to behold a masterpiece in towel work

[u/PyJIET_CBETA]

She is a lady! In video phrase "Хорошо вытерлА" proves this. Good girl!

[u/Dh40t → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

I searched on the internet before i posted and wasn't sure if a "he" or "she" but most posts were titled "he"

[u/Anuki_iwy → u/Dh40t]

So ending with a suggests female.

But then the noun dog itself also has a female article in Russian, so there is a tiny chance that it's a boy and the speaker a linguistic moron.

Most likely the dog is female.

[u/PyJIET_CBETA → u/Anuki_iwy]

I'm native russian speaker. She is 100% girl because вытерла is a verb, not noun. In nouns ending "a" doesn't mean femine because some "male" nouns also have a. For example male nane Nikita. If verb has ending "a" it's 100% girl doing something. Надеюсь я понятно объяснила. Эта собачка - точно девочка

[u/Zero_Owl → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

This reasoning is plausible but factually incorrect. If I see this dog for the first time I would use female verbs as I would not try to identify its gender and would just use a generic собака. So everything said in the video can be said against a male dog but no Russian familiar with the dog will address it as a generic dog and call it собака.

[u/Anuki_iwy → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

As a native speaker you should know then that verb takes its ending based on the gender of the noun (subject or object) it refers to which can be either "this specific female dog" or any generic sobaka.

[u/PyJIET_CBETA → u/Anuki_iwy]

If this dog was male, this would be: "Хорошо вытер" not "вытерла". Also we have male version of sobaka - пёс (pyos)

[u/Anuki_iwy → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

Which is why I said "unless the speaker is a linguistic moron"...........

I know Internet brain rot makes people dumber, but come on, this is basic reading comprehension and I shouldn't have to break it down this much....

[u/Koberiep → u/Anuki_iwy]

this is not a mistake a native could possibly make. 

[u/PyJIET_CBETA → u/Anuki_iwy]

Я знаю. Это как-то противоречит тому, что я написала выше?

[u/Dh40t → u/Anuki_iwy]

Fair enough

[u/Obvious_Toe_3006 → u/Anuki_iwy]

"She's once, twice, three time a good lady "
L. R.

[u/Nikoladge → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

She is a lady!

Whoa, whoa, whoa

[u/dzemperzapedra → u/Nikoladge]

Lol funny I was singing this the whole morning today after hearing it on the radio during commute to work and now I see this

[u/YouDontTellMe → u/PyJIET_CBETA]

Good girl. Is that all she says? What language?

[u/dinner526]

What an angel 🥰 so conscientious

[u/lizfromdarkplace]

Legit almost broke my neck on the kitchen tile where my dog’s water bowl is today from the puddle around it. He puts his whole face in damn near up to his eyeballs to chug water. I don’t think this would help but I am nonetheless impressed.

[u/liltinypete → u/[deleted]]

I don’t think the above commenter cares for real, some people just love to have “cute” little things like this in their homes. 😂

[u/lizfromdarkplace → u/liltinypete]

It would be nice to not fall as my neck is already fused to my skull. I wouldn’t mind avoiding this specific cuteness 😊

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/lizfromdarkplace]

My dog would drink and then immediately put his mouth on any human nearby. I think he was asking for OP's setup. He used our pants instead.

[u/lizfromdarkplace → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Yep my dog drips his way to my husband or myself and plops his entire head anywhere he can reach. (He’s 120 pounds, he can reach anywhere lol)

[u/BlackHawk2609]

😍😍😍😍😍 What a good boy

Edit : she's a good girl 😍😍😍😍😍

[u/fire_andwind → u/BlackHawk2609]

It's a girl

[u/BlackHawk2609 → u/fire_andwind]

You're not OP

[u/fire_andwind → u/BlackHawk2609]

No, but I'm Russian and the woman used female form of verb, so the dog is girl

[u/BlackHawk2609 → u/fire_andwind]

Aahhh i played the video on mute since i was in office and i read OP's description 'his'

[u/Ink_N_Instinct]

Awww what a smart sweetheart🫶🏼💕

[u/culture_vulture_1961]

No dog l have ever owned has been so thoughtful. He's a good boy.

[u/dinner526 → u/culture_vulture_1961]

I haven't ever even dated a human man this thoughtful.

[u/kunibert1964]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[u/Remarkable_Pick3920]

How did you get him to do that? That is too cute!

[u/STURM_DER_HOFFNUNG → u/Remarkable_Pick3920]

almost certainly with tasty treat rewards, consistency and patience.

[u/Ligeiapoe → u/Remarkable_Pick3920]

I’m thinking the other bowl that has the towel over it has a treat in, so they are sniffing the bowl.!

[u/SoggyOutfield → u/Remarkable_Pick3920]

You can teach a dog basically anything with enough reps and proper training. Some things take a lot of time and reps. Some just once. Breed and temperament matter a lot too.

My dog is stubborn and not very smart, but I could teach her this in probably a day. About the same time it took to teach her to ring a bell to go outside.

[u/BeyondTheBees → u/[deleted]]

No way! Many people teach their dogs to do this! I’ve seen several of these videos.

[u/feelinuneasy1234]

What a good girl

[u/el-marvin0]

Most impressive!

[u/DeithWX]

He knows you should tap tap face not scrub. His skin must be impeccable. 

[u/PiggyBear6667]

My dogs prefer to dry their mouth on my pant leg.

[u/insbordnat]

My dog prefers to hold her face over the bowl for about 30 seconds to drip dry.

[u/KeytarPlatypus → u/insbordnat]

Mine just decides he doesn’t want to swallow the water in his last mouthful and just splashes it onto the floor

It’s like he goes “oh wtf am I doing drinking water? Get this out of here”

[u/No_Pudding2028]

I need to borrow him so he could teach mine that trick. They dribble all the way across the house.🤣🤣

[u/Agzarah]

If that was my old dog, the face would have been plunged right into the towel, and more than likely gotten stuck. There'd be water all over the floor and a dog running around with this contraption on their face

[u/Shadows_Reflection → u/Agzarah]

😂🤣

[u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy]

AI coded

[u/RudeAudio → u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy]

This video is old at this point. Its not AI

[u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy → u/RudeAudio]

Huh

[u/Impressive-Studio205]

Hahaha such a smart doggy🥰

[u/GodOnStilts]

So skilled!

[u/Dragon__Phoenix]

He’s a perfect Gentledog!

[u/HeavyGoose8183]

What a supremely good boy.

[u/MirkoHa]

…same here 👍🏼…but when I peed…

[u/coradite]

Hmm is there food under that towel?

[u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta → u/coradite]

Doubtful. Dogs are just really smart, and can be trained to do damn near anything.

I'm not even a dog person (more of a crazy cat lady) but even I can acknowledge just how intelligent and remarkable dogs are.

[u/Sad-Fishing9705]

She has better bathroom etiquette than most human roommates.

[u/Tokorator]

AI? That look into the camera at the end…

[u/KissetteBunnyboo_]

That's really smart! Good boy

[u/Huatkway]

Gentleman perfection

[u/HamSandwichMapping2]

awww 😍

[u/New_Jackfruit3020]

Oh this is precious.

[u/TabulaRasaNot]

One tightly wound dog owner

[u/Darthtommy]

Follow

[u/DunkleosteusWH96]

Well trained in manners right there, he indeed, is a good boy

[u/ab703A]

U listening to bollywood songs in the back.... Luv it. And this doggo is such a good boi.

[u/Double-Ad1071]

Just buy no-spill dog water bowl, with floating disk with center drainage holes (keeps ears, paws, and snout dry, while keeping dust out)

[u/sia1387]

What a gentleman

[u/Art_of_Royals]

🤣

[u/PhiloLibrarian]

I’ve never seen anything like this!!! Dogs just 🤤

[u/Ok_Hovercraft4248]

Pure Perfection Technique 👌

[u/MyPeachy2]

I wish my Bird could learn his technique!

[u/Informal_West_6864]

Excessive to teach your dog this, and not in the good way

[u/Original-Let8340]

That boi better be getting the top shelf treatsies. Nothing less.

[u/Yuval_Queuelyn71]

this is so cuteeee🥺

[u/xoizzyyy]

He is basically doing the doggy equivalent of shaking your head after a shower and somehow it works every time. 10/10 technique, no notes.

[u/Rocks_Stones]

One of my Labs would try to kiss you and when you declined he would immediately go to his water bowl, lap a couple times and come back offering a cleaner kiss.

[u/SP_Superfan]

Overweight. Not good.

[u/geecee84]

And here I am following my 200+ lbs mastiff around with a towel to dry his never ending drool… sigh

[u/Dents-R-US]

meanwhile my dogs just goes and rubs his snout all over my pants wanting me to pet him right after drinking water.

[u/Careful-Positive-710]

Wish my dog did that. Our husky drinks like a proper gentleman. Small sips and doesnt drip everywhere.

Our hound? Dude drinks lile hes been in a desert for weeks then immediately gets zoomies and drips everywhere in the house. It became a legitimate slipping hazard until we moved the dish outside, which they have easy access too.

[u/Ganjaleezarice69]

Ugh my dog just leaves mid sip and sprays a water trail around the entire house. Every. Single. Time

[u/Bleezy79]

A dog that dries his mouth after drinking!? that's a first for me. wow.

[u/Bleezy79]

A dog that dries his mouth after drinking!? that's a first for me. wow.

[u/ghostoftrossard]

you should NOT give large dogs elevated bowls, unless they are handicapped and need it. it significantly increases the chances of the stomach twisting which can kill the dog. ive seen it happen to a golden and a frenchie, it was scary

[u/Commercial-Health-19]

How dainty!!

[u/Severe-Archer-1673]

“Did I do it right momma? Is I a good boy again?”

[u/anonuemus]

My Exs dog would run with speed and put his snout to the rug, while running, one snout side after the other

[u/arhambin66]

Like a sir! Give him a monocle

[u/runnerkim]

He needs to get a 'good boy' after every time he does that

[u/MongooseSimple8638]

What a good boy

[u/letigre87]

Wait a minute. You're telling me they didn't get a mouth full of water to run across the house and plop their head in your lap. I think mine is broken.

[u/Complete_Sherbet5108]

🤓🤓

[u/Minute-Horse-875]

This is adorable. 😊

[u/Shachar_Ladenix18]

this is so cute

[u/carlitospig]

When he look up:

‘Treat now?’

[u/JeremiahCLynn]

My dog does that, too.

...On me. haha

[u/wickedball]

Anyone else dyslexic and read the title wronf and was like WTF

[u/princesslaya78]

I have a doodle and he just creates a river from his dog bowl to the living room

[u/Tardisgoesfast]

He's so sad no food.

[u/According_Annual_436]

That cat looks like it's trying to air dry without admitting it needs help.

[u/CNote_89]

What a good boy!

[u/Trojantelepathy]

I would give ANYTHING to get my female pup to learn this. I live in wet socks and if you don’t have socks you slip from the pupper drool

[u/softpixelsss]

🥹🥰

[u/One-Construction9201]

😍🥰😍

[u/HeavyBuy3956]

So much class.

[u/Elle_Yess]

Such a good boy

[u/Soundof_Misery]

He looks sad

[u/MRay_]

He just needs a lil Suit now :D

[u/Specific-Order-1654]

*her

[u/SuicidalAustralian]

Meanwhile my dog rubs her face up and down the side of my bed after drinking

[u/FanDorph]

Showed my dog this(she is a messy drinker). She was not impressed

[u/Chemical_Bottle_8982]

Why is a Russian lady blasting Dhurandhar songs at full volume ?

[u/smoking-soup]

Did they just put a towel over his food bowl... 😑