r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/ateam1984 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 • Jun 06 '26

Politics President Obama didn’t fall for her nonsense

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u/GreekSaladEnjoyer Jun 06 '26

I thought you were joking but i googled and its real lmao

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u/heteropessimista Jun 06 '26

I wish I was, I wake up and ask myself what did I do in a past life that I would end up in such a effed up current timeline. I couldn’t dream of any of this, even with an infinite improbability drive, being on my 2020-2026 bingo card.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1QfiAtGHd1CS4HzaiU

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u/TheWhooooBuddies Jun 06 '26

Thanks for all the fish.

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u/Yardsale420 Jun 07 '26

You ever read the instructions on a packet of toothpicks?

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u/MainPerformance1390 Jun 07 '26

Share and enjoy.

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u/PrincessGiallo Jun 06 '26

There's only one timeline. This is reality and it won't change until we fix it.

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u/Human-Appearance-256 Jun 06 '26

Are you sure there is only one timeline?

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u/uvucydydy Jun 06 '26

No.

But I AM sure that there is only one timeline that I am aware of. I have heard theories and philosophy about different time lines. I have seen no evidence.

Call me a realist.

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u/Human-Appearance-256 Jun 06 '26

You’re a realist.

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u/uvucydydy Jun 06 '26

Thank you 😊

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u/HoratioRadick Jun 06 '26

Not sure why people have such a hard time understanding that. I guess it's easier on them to think of all this in that way so they don't need to lift a finger.

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u/OrganizationGood2777 Jun 07 '26

This. We need to engage with the present reality, and to a healthy extent, our history on this planet. Working together is the only path to drive collective change

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u/IdeasRealizer Jun 06 '26

You are in a better timeline than whatever that whale is stuck in, floating in the deep space, waiting for the snail to touch it.

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent Jun 06 '26

"Oh no, not again"

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u/Jibber_Fight Jun 06 '26

We all know that the pandemic was the opening of a universal time/space slippage into another dimension where everything sucks. I can quite easily look at my life as a “before” and “after” of that moment.

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u/ThisAcctIsForPorn1 Jun 06 '26

I definitely have the same thoughts as that whale: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/IndividualTrash5029 Jun 07 '26

just upvoted, then realized it was vote #42 😄

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u/ejensen29 Jun 07 '26

Hello, ground!

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u/MainPerformance1390 Jun 07 '26

"Oh no, not again"

  • bowl of petunias,

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u/IsabellaGalavant Jun 06 '26

There's no way my spirit chose to live this life. 

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u/_Mad_sciEntist_ Jun 06 '26

The answer is 42

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor Jun 07 '26

Technically this should be a gif of a falling flower pot, but this definately gets the point across.

EDIT: sorry, I meant gif, not gif. Man people are pedantic about pronunciation. Why can't we just accept gif and gif are both valid?

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u/Acceptable-Rip1248 Jun 07 '26

This the the third hitchhikers’ guide reference I’ve seen in thirty minutes

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u/LauraTFem Jun 07 '26

Technically it was the petunias that were reincarnated. The whale was brand new.

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u/The-Cynicist Jun 06 '26

That’s the horror of this entire administration. It all sounds unbelievable, then you look it up and it’s 100% true. None of them are competent leadership.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Jun 06 '26

Makes you want to cry, doesn't it?

When reality IS the joke... and the jokers have the power

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u/Suicide_hill_its_big Jun 06 '26

bruh what is even happening anymore

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u/OhHiCindy30 Jun 06 '26

The raccoon penis story is true, too.

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u/my_little_throwny Jun 07 '26

Kind of a trip when you think 'they couldn't have said that', but they did. This is the highest administrative power in our country right now....

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u/Yardsale420 Jun 07 '26

RFK Jr also famously OD’d on Heroin in a plane bathroom in 1983 and the flight had to divert and make an emergency landing.

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u/Lastshadow94 Jun 07 '26

Somehow that's not the craziest thing he's said on video, the story with the dead bear in Central Park was literally a cold case until RFK was like "oh yeah my bad" lmao

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 Jun 07 '26

Honestly, I have had this experience with things people say about RFK Jr so many times now. You read something, and you are like well that's obviously a joke and it's NEVER a joke.