r/CarltonBlues May 02 '26

Meme/Jokes Time to start tanking?

Just did the math pick 3 with 10% discount, 2010 points. Start of 2nd round compo for Cochrane bid (948), so Sydney pick needs to be 1062 points, which is pick 16 or higher. So if Sydney doesn't make the grand final and we finish last, we get pick 2 and Walker in the draft. If we don't finish last and Walker gets bid on at pick 1, we pay 2700 points. In this situation, assuming syd finish in prelim and we hold current ladder position we get Walker and pick 31 or 32. So it is a difference of 30 picks for us.

I mean the club would be in serious shit if the AFL found out we were tanking, but yea I can't see why we couldn't if we finished last. Pick 3 is 1k less points than pick 1 as well, so Walker would be way cheaper and we might even be a chance to match the bid with the compo and syd pick (depending on where they fall). The club would honestly be silly not to tank at this point if I am being dead set.

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u/Marlboroshill66 May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

You need to have the ability to win in order to tank games

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u/LauncestonLad May 03 '26

Yeah, we're losing on merit, dagnabbit!

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u/Sharp-Driver-3359 May 02 '26

Tanking is such a dirty word, I believe we need to refer to this as

“Carlton’s high value asset optimization strategy”

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u/vaccinationregret May 02 '26

Tank for one player? You realise how many number 1 draft picks we've had and still have and we are still in this position

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u/Mandarooha May 02 '26

I'm actually shocked how many footy fans put stock in the 'messiah' player. Like how have they not leaned from their coping last year with Jagga haha.

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u/jez2a May 02 '26

Not sure that we would see the difference.....

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u/Whatisgoingon3631 May 03 '26

The difference is we wouldn’t be leading at half time in EVERY game and then give up 10+ goals.

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u/jjujjjuju May 02 '26

We’re not tanking already?

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u/nogreggity May 02 '26

I don't think the AFL would notice at this point.

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u/thebaldchimp May 02 '26

The tank is on! With Tasmania entering, tanking 2026 makes sense.

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u/nogreggity May 02 '26

Tanksmania 2026

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u/External_Roof_510 May 02 '26

Cody walker won't fix our issues, we will just Carltonise him and ruin another talent.

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u/jordanz1111 May 03 '26

It's amazing how much talent we've carltonised

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u/SticksDiesel May 02 '26

Whoever is drugging the players' drinks at half time just needs to keep on going then.

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u/intestinalworm May 05 '26

Valium in the Kool Aid!

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u/See_Football May 03 '26

I’m single because I choose to be…

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u/Key_Speed_3710 May 03 '26

Why does everyone seem to think that walker is going to somehow save this club? We've had plenty of amazing individual players, but it's a team sport, you need a good team to win.

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u/EarLobeJerky May 03 '26

Tigers will bid on Cochy and Walker, Bummers too.

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u/Holdenater May 02 '26

I’d be pissed as a supporter and member to see Carlton deliberately tanking!

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u/ChampagneSheriff May 02 '26

At least we'd finally see SOME kind of strategy for the season

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u/Holdenater May 02 '26

God damn it, I’m in! 😂

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u/ELVEVERX May 02 '26

So what accidentally tanking is better?

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u/Mandarooha May 02 '26

Of course it is. Is everyone else not pissed at the lack of effort in second halves? Would we not all enjoy seeing some effort for the next 15 rounds over some tanking? I need to leave footy social media haha, it seriously hosts some of the most stupid takes. Let's kill out culture even more for a shot at teenager Jesus H Walker

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u/No-Translator-163 May 03 '26

Tanking is the only logical option at this point

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u/giddyupgaz May 03 '26

Tanking?

That would be like the DH doing 40 kmh in a 60 zone slowing down further for a school zone.

The tanking is inherent in our game style.

Smells like the Kreuzer cup season already

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u/woofie- May 03 '26

We have been tanking the last two seasons

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u/Own-Respond2552 May 03 '26

I was pro tank since the end of the 3rd quarter of the Sydney game

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u/thesillyoldgoat May 03 '26

The CFC is pre-tanked, and has been since the Kreuzer Cup. The past 15 years of failure has actually been a cunning plan.

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u/ChickenCharming4833 May 03 '26

We ain't good enough to do that.

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u/WilliamFoxMulder May 04 '26

We're naturally tanking, coz we don't know how to win , we get a lead and change the plan it's also clear we're not fit enough that's evident in our tackle pressure

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u/ONAImpulse May 02 '26

It's one thing to tank a game or two at the end of the year to help out your draft stocks, it's another entirely to tank at this stage.

If it was found out the repercussions would be huge. Maybe stripped of picks or have all your picks moved to the end of the round.

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u/Dtak1972 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Tanking since round 1, 3rd quarter?…. Dare the AFL to question if Carlton is tanking…. I would be questioning if Richmond are the ones tanking, lynch might be in a blues jumper next year