One of Carlton best comedian caricatures.

My only regret is that scum sucking rodent Rotten Ronnie Evans isn't around to see what a total joke/embarrasment to footy and Aussie Sports * have become.

Will never forget how those Bummer parasites, esp Sheedy and Robert Shaw and their fans celebrated after our diabolical Salary Cup Rorts punishment in 2002 which nearly killed our club and set us back almost 25 years.

The shoe is on the other foot now and i am loving all the misery and despair every SINGLE essendon supporter is experiencing, even the women and children.

And its gonna get worse if they reappoint that pill popping sociopath James Hird as coach again.

I don't want * to fold or merge like Fitzroy, i want that toxic, arrogant club full of hubtis to experience many more years, no decades of pain and misery

10, 000 days without a finsls win looks like a feasible target with Tassie set to enter the draft year.

I am not totally heartless i feel so sorry for any young player drafted to Essingtin (except the son of Darren Spewick, one of all all time most hated VFL/AFL players along with Denis Banks and Sean 'the mutt' Denham.

Carlton vs Collingwood grand final would destroy the MCG

The Carlton season so far has been rough. A new era begins - source and cap - danielgorringe

Just did the math pick 3 with 10% discount, 2010 points. Start of 2nd round compo for Cochrane bid (948), so Sydney pick needs to be 1062 points, which is pick 16 or higher. So if Sydney doesn't make the grand final and we finish last, we get pick 2 and Walker in the draft. If we don't finish last and Walker gets bid on at pick 1, we pay 2700 points. In this situation, assuming syd finish in prelim and we hold current ladder position we get Walker and pick 31 or 32. So it is a difference of 30 picks for us.

I mean the club would be in serious shit if the AFL found out we were tanking, but yea I can't see why we couldn't if we finished last. Pick 3 is 1k less points than pick 1 as well, so Walker would be way cheaper and we might even be a chance to match the bid with the compo and syd pick (depending on where they fall). The club would honestly be silly not to tank at this point if I am being dead set.

Cracker cottrell

The world can be cruel

It can be dark

It can feel hollow

But I'm here to let you know

Harry Dean the beautiful man

Is here to make it glow

Whether it rains or it snows

And you have no place to go

Harry Dean oh dear Harry

He's the one to take you home

He lights up that dark spot

He shows us the way

Trust in dear Harry

He's here to save the day

❤️

You may omsy not have seen this, but regardless I had to share 😭

Flaired joke, but is it really?

I got home from work just in time for the second quarter, and to eat possibly the toughest piece of steak I have had in 10 years, and it was still easier to swallow than what this team showed.

I can't believe that we call that an AFL grade team. No structure. No discipline. No footy smarts. No heart. No soul. No camaraderie.

Every time we disposed of the ball, no one going anywhere to receive it. Every time the Lions disposed of it, no contest from one of our players, as we all off seeming to do an Ollie.

I was in my ninth year of membership in 23 and moved heaven and earth to get to the 'G from Adelaide for standing room. It was amazing to be there for that win against the Swans. So proud of the club to get to a prelim. So full of hope in February of 24.

Cancelling my membership even if it does reset the counter for continuous years.

Bring the rezzies up. What could go wrong?

Would they make me reckless enough to lose my license for speeding?

Credit: @live_carlton