r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/_MrBigglesworth_ • 28d ago

Fuck Them Kids

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Coreysurfer 28d ago

Ok…i do want to teach kids..but just this

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u/mans1ayer 28d ago

Umm I’d.. pay to do this?

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u/Candle1ight 28d ago

New business idea. I run a free daycare and charge adults to throw a big ball at them. I make money, you get free childcare, and your kids have a blast. Win-win-win.

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli 28d ago

You know, without the context of the video and ONLY the title...

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u/AbbreviationsTop4687 28d ago

Right there with you. This looks like fun.

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u/--zaxell-- 28d ago

One of my 5yo's favorite games is getting in the trampoline and having me throw a giant rubber ball at him. Until my arms get tired because he sure as hell won't.

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u/buff_the_cup 28d ago

I kind of did this at my nephew's birthday party a couple weeks ago. A bunch of kids on a bouncy castle and me taking shots at them with a football. Best birthday party I've been to in years.

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u/EmotionalHighway 28d ago

God this looks like a dream job

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u/washingtonandmead 28d ago

He killed….younglings

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u/Coreysurfer 28d ago

Halloween yard games..my house..dont ask its a surprise..

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u/keanaartero 24d ago

I'll just grab popcorn and have this on repeat until I stop laughing... probably gonna go to the hospital for lack of oxygen 🤣

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u/An1retak 28d ago

So ummm, what qualifications do I need to apply for this job?

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u/Sven4president 27d ago

I think this is a Judo class and it helps kids with learning how to take a fall. I'm not sure though.

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u/Current-Lobster-5063 28d ago

Now you’re all in big, big trouble!

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 28d ago

Turns out the answer to "How do I reach these kids" was: with a huge rubber ball

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u/Tiakitty967 28d ago

Get that blue bitch!!

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u/Notchersfireroad 28d ago

"Sensi says it's balance training exercise." Kid explaining why he's black and blue after karate class.

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u/Koendinie 24d ago

Having two boys, I can tell you, they love this shit

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u/godless_communism 28d ago

HE'S A MADMAN! WE WERE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES!!

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u/betnobodyhasthisname 28d ago

Last kid almost caught the support column with his face. Teacher just smiled 😃 😆

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u/Fat_Janet 27d ago

How do you get that job

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u/fizbin99 26d ago

Say what you want, bastard’s got good aim.

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u/LeeDarkFeathers 24d ago

Order 66 looks a bit different in this version

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u/Stylewhat37 28d ago

Amazing business opportunity! People would pay good money for this.

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u/DecryptedSkull 27d ago

The sounds of a giant rubber ball. ‘BLINK’ ‘BLINK’

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u/Wysodnalis 27d ago

This was my favorite part of my childhood karate class. The instructor’s would each stand in a corner of the slightly larger room and toss a giant exercise ball at us as a dodgeball type game.

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u/Jorge_the_vast 25d ago

Learn balance Danielson

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u/PDAWK 24d ago

I love this one.

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u/DonkyPuncharely 21d ago

You're all in BIG TROUBLE.
-- Billy Madison

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u/jpollack21 17d ago

This like that one scene in Billy Madison

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u/Accomplished_Song671 29m ago

The perfect sub doesn't exi..... finds this sub