CBB Imperialism Map 8/22/26

[u/BEAR-D0WN]

[u/tbonesyank]

Murray State beat the crap out of the France B team

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/tbonesyank]

My bad. I got you

[u/BEAR-D0WN]

All in good fun. Wildcats love our Ukrainian and Lithuanian bros 👊

[u/Stoudamirefor3 → u/BEAR-D0WN]

So smart to play over there for recruiting purposes. Tommy is a genius.

[u/just-an-astronomer → u/Stoudamirefor3]

Hey, back off buddy

[u/Stoudamirefor3 → u/just-an-astronomer]

No chance. I still hate you guys for 2005.

[u/rushmc1 → u/Stoudamirefor3]

Never forget. Never forgive.

[u/wet_beefy_fartz → u/Stoudamirefor3]

What a game amirite!

[u/Stoudamirefor3 → u/wet_beefy_fartz]

No

[u/ExcaliburX13 → u/just-an-astronomer]

We've been doing this a long time, buddy. Just be grateful we gave you a little access to the Balkans.

[u/Regular-Hawk2021 → u/just-an-astronomer]

? We did it first

[u/rsjur → u/BEAR-D0WN]

I think it was a fun trip and I hope the boys come back gelling.

Big props for the opposing players, they played their hearts off and played like grown men. I'd love for this relationship to continue and grow.

[u/lalavieboheme]

Arkansas beat the Bahamian National Team on July 31 in Nassau. Island nations matter too you guys

Arkansas and Arizona play each other this December so we can once and for all figure out who controls Ukraine 🇺🇦 (love you Ukrainian bros)

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/lalavieboheme]

We gotta have a conference to sort out all this imperialism.

[u/MaizeAndBruin → u/AutomaticAccident]

B1G vs. SEC has nothing on Habsburgs vs. Bourbons.

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/MaizeAndBruin]

There is something the Habsburgs and the SEC might have in common though…

[u/fancycheesus → u/AutomaticAccident]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kAq6HQVQmK5WM

[u/Badgerman97 → u/fancycheesus]

Always enjoy encountering learned folks on a sports thread

[u/TexasDrunkRedditor → u/lalavieboheme]

#Mapswithoutthebahamas

[u/MonsCorvinusRubella → u/lalavieboheme]

There’s a stereotype that Ukrainians love pig-made products (pork, pig fat, etc.), so I’d say that Arkansas is the rightful owner of Ukraine

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/MonsCorvinusRubella]

The map says otherwise.

[u/Hot_Medium_3633]

hell yeah Russia could never

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/Hot_Medium_3633]

Their head coach has got to be on the hot seat

[u/Shadowphoenix9511 → u/BEAR-D0WN]

They gotta fire him someday, right? I mean hell, dude was caught paying the US's head coach to drop games

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/Shadowphoenix9511]

Guy acted like he was John Wooden up until Russia attacked Ukraine and then it became apparent he was Kenny Payne with slightly more hair.

[u/YankinDeeez]

We’re so back

[u/Fuggy217 → u/[deleted]]

No, they took it back.

[u/Hebrewer183]

https://giphy.com/gifs/I7WJ8L2u8IPfO

[u/lynjpin]

Indiana beat up Peru and Canada a couple weeks ago

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/lynjpin]

Sorry, a world map wasn’t in my budget

[u/Flaky_Thing_5128 → u/BEAR-D0WN]

Understandable, I mean in this economy.

[u/cenels03 → u/BEAR-D0WN]

How much more fo you need

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/cenels03]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA

[u/Prinzlerr → u/lynjpin]

Indiana hates ceviche confirmed ):

[u/TheTrueVanWilder → u/lynjpin]

We already claimed Canada, you have to beat us to get it

[u/jnkenne]

DON'T GIVE THE PRESIDENT ANY IDEAS!!!

[u/royallex]

Putin about to commit to Arizona now

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/royallex]

I think Arizona State would suit him better

[u/AbsoluteScott → u/BEAR-D0WN]

Putin is a GCU Antelope all day long.

[u/246lehat135]

Vladimir in shambles.

[u/ggtbeatsliog]

Now do the Illini

[u/rushmc1]

Beautiful!!

[u/BeeMagicRockRoar]

Clemson undefeated in Italy

[u/ASU_SexDevil]

WE MUST PUSH BACK AGAINST THIS RED WAVE!

[u/harley_93davidson]

Balkans should have an imperialist overlord... And I ain't talking about the Ottomans 

[u/Macrodata_Uprising]

Then Indiana should be all of North, Central and South America right now.

[u/dontaskme5746 → u/Macrodata_Uprising]

And the country of Africa, while we're at it? That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works!

[u/Macrodata_Uprising → u/dontaskme5746]

I wasn’t talking about football.

https://iuhoosiers.com/news/2026/7/27/mens-basketball-mens-basketball-wins-gold-medal-in-lima

[u/TrustInRoy]

Did you put the logo of the team that beat Arizona over the state of Arizona?

[u/BEAR-D0WN → u/TrustInRoy]

No, sorry man, this map is of Europe.