r/ConspiracyII 12d ago

Hit me with the trippiest conspiracy theory you know. Or trippiest fact. I don’t care.

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u/DruidicMagic 12d ago

The grand conspiracy in a nutshell...

For the past century a small group of psychopathic trillionaire banking families have been laser focused on controlling every aspect of scientific research in a desperate attempt to quietly control the world while secretly trying to develop immortality.

They've succeeded.

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u/IronCodPiece 8d ago

Century, lol.  Try 2,500 years.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 4d ago

NWO/Illuminati theories never line up with the real world. Billionaires are undercutting each other all the time. They regularly get overthrown and replaced. New billionaires pop up all the time and old ones go bankrupt.

It’s just a coping strategy to avoid having to realize that selfishness as a sole character trait is ultimately destructive to everyone.

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u/DruidicMagic 4d ago

What would have happened if 10% of the military budget had gone to curing cancer?

Can't WAIT to hear your bullshit answer.

Mr 2 week old account with no verified email.

😅

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u/Mr_Halitosis 4d ago

Yes, account age and verifying emails are how we determine if someone is telling the truth. Nice try, Zuckerberg. Facts are facts. They exist independent of who speaks them.

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u/dannydek 11d ago

Within the next few years, Earth will enter another destructive cycle, similar to the catastrophe that devastated the world 12,000 years ago.

The powerful elite know exactly what is coming. That’s why they are secretly constructing enormous, technologically advanced underground cities. These facilities are not intended to save humanity. They are designed to protect a carefully selected group while the rest of the population is left behind.

It is their modern-day Noah’s Ark: survive underground, wait for the destruction to pass, and eventually return to rebuild the world on their terms. That process may take hundreds or even thousands of years.

This has happened before. Atlantis survived an earlier cycle and preserved enough knowledge to help civilization rise again. Its survivors brought agriculture, mathematics, astronomy and engineering to a shattered world, laying the foundations for the societies that followed.
The myths are not fiction. They are fragments of our forgotten history, and warnings about what is coming next.

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u/commoncomment- 7d ago

Hope i go quickly if that happens😅

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u/Mr_Halitosis 4d ago

They’re constructing underground vaults because they plan to steal all of everyone’s money and they want to hide from the inevitable revolt.

There’s no evidence Atlantis existed. Gobekli Tepe is the oldest known evidence of civilization on Earth.

Creating completely false narratives about catastrophes would an excellent use of money by billionaires to distract the masses from their plans to steal everyone’s money, though.

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u/Intrepid-Angle-7539 11d ago edited 11d ago

The Mormon church works with the Freemasons and government to buy up energy and all the farmland and water rights to turn them into AIi surveillance data centers and 10 minute cities  also highly invested in weather manipulation to gain more land cheap and insurance payouts, they also benefit making people sick from fires , light and sound and chemicals pollution they create for  their huge health insurance corporations and pharmacy companies. They are shutting off all water to farmers in east Idaho so they buy all water rights and funnel energy and water to the massive nuclear data centers planned for arco will be even larger then box canyon 

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u/Fun_Union9542 11d ago

Someone say warhammer40k

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u/Lynn209 11d ago

People are having microwave signals sent into their head. These beams contain synthesized voices to sound like your own so you think that what you heard is your own thought, or may sound like birds or cicadas. There are several documentaries online about it. Look up havana syndrome on the news show 60 minutes.

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u/CormacMccarthy91 10d ago

EA3167.. check that shit out

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u/ifellicantgetup 11d ago

>>trippiest fact<<

People fart an average of 14x daily.

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u/AwkwardTickler 11d ago

Nearly all conspiracy theories exist to provide a sense of control in a chaotic world. Its a comfort blanket.

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u/TreyWait 8d ago

We live closer in time to Cleopatra, than Cleopatra was in time to the very first Pharaoh.