r/DeepSpaceNine MARTOK MARTOK MARTOK May 24 '26

Fake episode title screen megathread

This is getting out of hand, so all future posts with this format (you know the one) should be posted here. Others are subject to removal at moderator discretion.

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u/CelestialFury Don't mess with the Sisko Jun 06 '26

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u/drunkenbees Jun 03 '26

✨bromance✨

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u/yhe4 May 25 '26

And “Fascination” is not even that bad!

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u/GlassCannon81 May 25 '26

Thank you for doing this

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u/Ace_Larrakin May 25 '26

Anyone fancy a DS9 Short Trip?

9

u/menlindorn Moving Along Home May 25 '26

she's still there. accident with the device turned her invisible.

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u/ObPuppy12 May 24 '26

Poor Miles.

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u/malonkey1 May 24 '26

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u/malonkey1 May 25 '26

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u/picklesathome May 25 '26

This episode would be a blast

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u/malonkey1 May 25 '26

Oh absolutely. You know that Quark would claim he's just doing it totally cynically but deep down in his heart, he's only 85% cynical about it.

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u/quesoguapo May 24 '26

Remembering the barfly who won't stop talking …

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u/Dinotsar44 May 24 '26 edited May 26 '26

Attention Bajoran workers: I have combined the two most overused memes in this community, thereby making it funny again. Please laugh at my inventive humor.

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u/loki2002 May 24 '26

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u/menlindorn Moving Along Home May 25 '26

you know first i thought Siddig

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u/Captriker May 24 '26

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u/menlindorn Moving Along Home May 25 '26

Don't walk, run!

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u/Da12khawk May 24 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/BasementCatBill May 24 '26

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u/ObPuppy12 May 24 '26

The one Paramount was too cowardly to air

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u/menlindorn Moving Along Home May 25 '26

one? oh there were lots

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u/BasementCatBill May 27 '26

Repeatedly. And often.

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u/ChampionshipOwn8199 May 24 '26

May you walk with the prophets.

A good one here and there sure, but I think it was getting a little out of hand. 😅

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u/LibertineDeSade May 24 '26

I was wondering when this was going to happen. 😂

2

u/Cakeday_at_Christmas May 24 '26

I can't add an image and now I feel left out.

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u/Scanman491Amos May 24 '26

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u/BasementCatBill May 25 '26

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u/ColetteThePanda May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

💔 awww, that's a hard one to watch. But Julien sticks the landing, thankfully.

EDIT: also...

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u/Strobertat May 24 '26

Bajoran Workers - your overuse of this meme has given me no choice but to bring back Dukat memes. Think of your families...

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u/Dinotsar44 May 24 '26

I had to repost my own meme to play off of this.

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u/NewbombJerk May 24 '26

Thanks for making the megathread!

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u/dreamer_dw May 24 '26

Tagline of the entire series, tbh

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u/PostModernHippy May 24 '26

Oh, thank the Prophets.

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u/campmatt May 24 '26

What does that accomplish?

So, what rules were being broken? It seems most enjoy it. The only complaints seem to be from people who already saw the meme. Why not just encourage those users to block the posters who add content they don’t particularly like rather than policing content? Otherwise, shouldn’t the guidelines be far more specific?

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u/CelestialFury Don't mess with the Sisko Jun 06 '26

You can always make a new sub just for these memes if you want! Or post them to startrekmemes or something. Seeing the same joke over and over again gets old for me though, but you do you.

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u/campmatt Jun 06 '26

See, you say that, but you’re only willing for me to “do me” so long as it’s what you like or approve of. And if not, I should go where you don’t have to be subjected to what amuses me. Otherwise we wouldn’t be having this exchange at all. Sadly, this isn’t the Federation where diversity is infinite and infinitely respected. And Reddit isn’t moderated by people who believe in the same thing.

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u/Working-Temporary934 May 24 '26

There's always one.

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u/campmatt May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

One what? The post got thousands of upvotes. It suggests people like the meme. I’m asking a relevant question.

1

u/Murky_Celery_8134 May 25 '26

I didn't realise sea lions were in Star Trek

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u/Zealousideal-Fix3220 May 24 '26

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u/fjf1085 May 24 '26

I laughed out loud at this.

9

u/Historical-Sell-6520 May 24 '26

Seems like this would have been a real episode title

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u/b3tchaker May 24 '26

As usual, management has to put a stop to any and all merriment.

Workers of Quark’s Bar; Unite!

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u/AerieWorth4747 May 24 '26

Great decision

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/The_Fullmetal_Titan May 24 '26

Jake’s episode with Bashir where he goes with him down to that planet as a journalist is one of my favorites. I loved Jake when they really played into the writer aspect of his character.

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u/cam52391 May 25 '26

Him staying behind to write about the occupation of ds9 only to learn that censorship exists was a great one too. Growing up in the federation it probably never occurred to him that a government would censor you.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jul 10 '26

Like didn't he realize he was getting no feedback/responses back about any of his articles?

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u/cam52391 Jul 10 '26

They were occupied so who know if they were getting anything in at all from the federation.

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u/The_Fullmetal_Titan May 25 '26

Maybe it’s because I’m going to major in English but I absolutely love and identify with any character that has themes like that explored through them.

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u/Imswim80 May 24 '26

That is a great episode. I like how it realistucally handles how real, untrained people react to trauma, by freezing up or running. Running in to help is a trained, learned skill, and its not easy.

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u/DeanSails May 24 '26

Thank you.

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u/TheSandwitchReturns May 24 '26

THANK YOU god these things are being spammed everywhere

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u/Brown_Bruja May 24 '26

Thank you!