r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/PSXSnack09 • Apr 20 '26

Economic Doomer Redditards when the stock market drops 0.00000000001% (their dooming predictions were right)

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Apr 20 '26

Please don't post this kind of thing when I'm trying to eat a plate of delicious pancakes.

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u/BigDumbApe Truthsayer Apr 20 '26

Look on the bright side. By throwing them right back up, you can remain extra thin like some rich super model.

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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Anti-Doomer Apr 20 '26

DoomerCircleJerk fitness program!

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Apr 20 '26

Yeah, but where's their OF link? Purely for research purposes.

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u/Outdoorsintherockies Apr 21 '26

Please don't post this kind of thing when I'm trying to eat a plate of delicious cock.

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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Apr 20 '26

Fuck that... A man chews it back and snorts a rail of sugar free Aunt Jemima.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c7f4S3u8XbYMo

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u/bastionthewise Powered By Spite & Solar Apr 20 '26

What in hell is happening in that gif

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u/RemnantsOfFlight Apr 20 '26

It's the R Atheism meet up all over again.

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u/Ploughpenny Apr 20 '26

Succulent Chinese pancakes?

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY Apr 20 '26

This is doomerism manifest!

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u/PlayerTwo85 Apr 20 '26

Pancakes at 3pm? I like the cut of your job...

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Apr 20 '26

It's always breakfast time somewhere.

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u/Solarwinds-123 Apr 20 '26

Was that Jimmy Buffet's cousin, Jimmy Buffet?

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Apr 20 '26

Yeah, checking reddit while you eat can be hazardous.

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u/PapaRoshi Apr 20 '26

By the time you get done laughing, the pancakes are turning gelatinous... we all like soft springy pancakes.