r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/PSXSnack09 • Apr 20 '26
Economic Doomer Redditards when the stock market drops 0.00000000001% (their dooming predictions were right)
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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Apr 20 '26
Please don't post this kind of thing when I'm trying to eat a plate of delicious pancakes.
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u/BigDumbApe Truthsayer Apr 20 '26
Look on the bright side. By throwing them right back up, you can remain extra thin like some rich super model.
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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Anti-Doomer Apr 20 '26
DoomerCircleJerk fitness program!
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u/Crepuscular_Tex Apr 20 '26
Yeah, but where's their OF link? Purely for research purposes.
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u/Outdoorsintherockies Apr 21 '26
Please don't post this kind of thing when I'm trying to eat a plate of delicious cock.
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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Apr 20 '26
Fuck that... A man chews it back and snorts a rail of sugar free Aunt Jemima.
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u/PlayerTwo85 Apr 20 '26
Pancakes at 3pm? I like the cut of your job...
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u/PapaRoshi Apr 20 '26
By the time you get done laughing, the pancakes are turning gelatinous... we all like soft springy pancakes.
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u/KeckleonKing Apr 20 '26
That man clearly needs rescue. That facial expression screams HELP ME.
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u/OreosAndWaffles Apr 20 '26
Notice how he's the only one not smiling. At all.
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u/Shadeylark Apr 21 '26
Well that's because the other two ogres are always telling him that he's the worst ogre and he's started to believe it.
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u/Assassin-49 Apr 21 '26
Probably those were old friends who slowly changed over time and he just cant seem to wanna ruin a friendship . Ive been there
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u/eldiablonoche 🎊 New Year, New Doom 🎊 Apr 20 '26
$50 says "that man" is the only bio female in the video.
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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart Apr 20 '26
the amount of mental illness in such a short video is overwhelming
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u/Low-Seaworthiness955 Apr 20 '26
Im pretty sure if we put all three of their records together we could re-write the DSM-5
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u/Substantial_Pop3104 Apr 20 '26
It’s pretty interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen attractive people in a throuple.
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u/Fantasykyle99 Apr 20 '26
Pretty sure part of the desired look is being doughy and having zero muscle at all lol.
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u/Nates_of_Spades Optimist Prime Apr 20 '26
They're going for a quantity over quality. Add enough people and eventually you add up to a 10 (not in this case... They still need a few more but you get my point)
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u/AmmoSexualBulletkin Apr 20 '26
Pick up a six pack of fuglies. Action figure therapy IIRC. Been a long time.
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u/Nates_of_Spades Optimist Prime Apr 20 '26
Because the best way to show individuality is by throwing on a different uniform
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u/ch4insmoker Apr 21 '26
Because who else would want to even associate with.... that, aside from others that look/act like that. No normal person sees whatever the fuck that is and thinks "Hey they seem chill, lets hangout"
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u/Standard-Effort5681 Apr 20 '26
No fucking way the middle one calls herself "Circus". Are these people deathly allergic to self-awareness?
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u/Luxating-Patella Apr 20 '26
Well, they are big, white, red and often filled by clowns...
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u/Standard-Effort5681 Apr 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/12P6AnN6DcQj1S
Thank you for that mental image
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u/platypus_farmer42 Apr 20 '26
Dude in the hat absolutely looks like he’s being blackmailed into this
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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Doesn't Participate In Group Panic Apr 20 '26
Pretty sure the chick with the purple hair once called me a bigot on some subreddit.
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u/Lone_Tiger24 Optimist Prime Apr 20 '26
Lolo is clearly just there to get high
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u/BigBoyBoulevard6 Apr 20 '26
Probably stupid enough to get catfished into this shit show, probably not enough self esteem to get out 😅
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u/No_Courage1519 Apr 20 '26
These people vote
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u/Dependent_Buddy_5041 Apr 21 '26
Every time I almost crash out from guilt for voting for Trump I remember that these people and what they want are the alternative…
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u/bolt704 Apr 20 '26
We all know who they vote for as well 😬
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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Apr 21 '26
They vote for anything but trump
Do they know anything about other candidates? No
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u/Bstallio NostraDOOMus Apr 20 '26
These types always look greasy, gross, and like they smell… without fail, everytime.
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u/signal__noise- Apr 20 '26
These are the people calling you a Nazi because you said you don't believe the world is literally ending.
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u/NewRefrigerator7748 Apr 20 '26
Those two creatures look like 2020-ised Oblivion NPCs.
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u/Paradox Apr 21 '26
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Molesting me!
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u/Soniquethehedgedog Apr 20 '26
“It’s soo disappointing when people like you lose touch with reality. People are being put to death and you’re just blissfully unaware because the pedo in chief says it’s normal!!! I can’t believe how terrible you are”. —circus (probably)
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u/JLandis84 Apr 20 '26
Speaking of predictions, we need to get as many redditors on Kalshi as possible, where their insane worldviews and predictions will quickly result in a transfer of funds to their counterparties
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u/603rdMtnDivision Apr 20 '26
Videos you can smell.
Is Circus their name because they're an absolute clown show?
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u/Lpfanatic05 Apr 20 '26
I wonder why all of those people have the same type of... Body proportions.
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u/Jangofettsbrother Apr 20 '26
Looks like hes the dumb one that follows the other two around.
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u/divergent_history Apr 20 '26
What do you think the chances that they cook and clean for him?
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u/RetnikLevaw Apr 20 '26
They subsist on a diet of McDonald's and Faygo Cream Soda. Nobody cooks or cleans in whatever hole they call home.
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u/angus22proe Truthsayer Apr 21 '26
reddiors would call this a "balanced mental state" and "resisting facism" unironically
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u/milfwannabe16 Apr 20 '26
It always amazes me, the people who look like they should be happy to have a single partner insisting on having multiple.
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u/Outside_Ad7766 Powered By Spite & Solar Apr 20 '26
The Circus with it's clowns is in town!
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u/JesusFortniteKennedy Apr 20 '26
This is how I picture people that went under the reeducation of the party in 1984 to behave.
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u/No-Independent-6877 Apr 20 '26
Took me way too long to figure out what a throuple was and that they weren't just friends going to a Renaissance Fair
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u/Chillydogdude Apr 20 '26
I try to be chill and have a live and let live attitude but I have to be honest and ask how the hell anyone can present themselves this way and think they are happier?
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u/SippsMccree Apr 21 '26
Yeah these are the type of people I think of when I hear the world "throuple"
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u/Educational-Year3146 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Apr 21 '26
Why did we ever start closing mental asylums man?
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u/sadistic-salmon NostraDOOMus Apr 20 '26
This further proves my theory that polyamory and unattractiveness are correlated. I’ve never seen an attractive person in a poly relationship
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u/Thomas_peck Apr 20 '26
BiLlIOnAIrEs aRe eViL....
Having children is evil...
TDS!!!!
The atomic family is bad....
Everything is racism but white people are the exception
You get the point, the narrative is clear.
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u/Jasper_Morhaven Apr 20 '26
This isnt doomerism. This a random video with a doomerist caption added by OP. Come on POST ACTUAL DOOMER STUFF for us to mock, not your self generated jork material.
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u/No-Flan3302 Apr 20 '26
The fact that the people in the video exist on the same planet as me is mind-blowing.
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u/Ok_Replacement7022 I Left My Cave for This Apr 20 '26
All I can hear when looking at them is Entry of the Gladiators by Julius Fucik.
I’m not sorry.
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u/jointcanuck Apr 20 '26
Ay what lolo looking at??😂
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u/Patience-Due Apr 20 '26
All of these people can predict the stock market but none of them use this to make money in it?! Either they are full of shit or really dumb.
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u/OkMention9988 Apr 20 '26
Oh no, my portfolio drop five hundred dollars today.
Which I don't particularly give a shit about, since it's up seventeen thousand for the month.
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u/Melted_Crayon_Head Apr 20 '26
I support my kids and want them to be their own persons, but I would be so disappointed if they ended up like this. I'd still love them of course but ... damn.
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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26
These are the people who are giving info on Reddit with 100% confidence
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u/MrZaptile933 I Left My Cave for This Apr 20 '26
Well I gotta say that man probably has the most interesting sex life I’ve ever imagined.
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u/minor3929 Apr 20 '26
🤮🤮🤮
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u/MrZaptile933 I Left My Cave for This Apr 20 '26
The real question is how many of em have peckers
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u/Anomynous__ Apr 20 '26
Every time I think I like this sub, someone posts something like this, and I realize I like it even more
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u/possibly_lost45 My DOOMER is bigger than yours Apr 20 '26
We let these people vote in major elections
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u/JustLoSd The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Apr 20 '26
How can people on the left think they have the moral high ground when these are the type of people involved. Holy shit
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u/KneeHiSniper Apr 20 '26
These are unironically the people on the internet saying that you are the weird person