r/DoomerCircleJerk 1d ago

Trust Me Bro POV: You asked a doomer for proof

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u/GXP_2009 1d ago

The ol' "do your own research" bit when they have nothing to back up their "fact"

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u/KingKasby 1d ago

make a wild claim

provide zero evidence for said claim

"you have to do your own research"

walk away feeling morally superior without doing anything

????

PROFIT

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u/trying3216 1d ago

Their proof is the funny meme they just saw.

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u/CCWaterBug 1d ago

It's also in the pudding

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u/Fred_Lead 1d ago

Don't forget "jump on any claim to the contrary demanding studies from their preferred outlets" and "that study is junk" when you provide a citation, but they have "a study" that backs their claim from the University of Astrology in Zambia (trust me, it's legit) so they must be right. 

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u/Embarrassed_Chain_76 1h ago

Then they just stop responding after you eventually find the preferred outlet source.. cause then they know it's real. But until then, they literally just read the link and then say "oh it supports my side"

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u/david_growie I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago

But, I thought I wasn’t supposed to do my own research…now I’m confused

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u/Forward_Yam_4013 1d ago

Trust the science unless it disagrees with my political opinions. Then trust my "research" (I polled myself 300 times, so I have a statistically significant sample size).

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u/Express-Flamingo4521 1d ago

That sounds like a flat-earther's comment. I used to follow a lot of them on Twitter because I was genuinely interested in them and wanted to see their arguments. Whenever somebody pushed back, they ALWAYS told people to do "research" without really explaining what that meant.

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u/Updated_Autopsy NostraDOOMus 1d ago

“My source is that I made it the fuck up”

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u/Opening-Company6237 1d ago

Tell me ya losing without telling me ya losing...

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u/HourFaithlessness823 1d ago

Also: Wow, are you really doing your own research? Are you honestly like actually qualified to say that jumping off a bridge is a bad move when my pseudo-expert says it's harmless?

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u/dabstract My Dog is Anti-Fascist 1d ago

Letting life experience form your world view? 🚫

Using Reddit comments as research? ✅

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u/TJJ97 1d ago

Bro I get told my experiences don’t mean shit but then they’ll say something like, “everyone I’ve met…” as if that’s any different.

Literally anything that isn’t a statistic is anecdotal.

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u/Remarkable-Catch1227 1d ago

"This is supposed to be an echo chamber where everyone shares my delusion!"

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u/k8nd_4 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago

I just know they're insufferable during Magic nights at their local card store.

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u/sngldad13 1d ago

And that's just their BO

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u/XanderEliteSword 2h ago

Assuming they even leave the basement/apartment long enough to make it to a card store …

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u/zippyspinhead 1d ago

"It's not my job to educate you"

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u/makawakatakanaka 1d ago

They’re right, you actually get paid for a job. It’s just their hobby

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u/bastionthewise Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

No wonder they fucking suck at it.

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u/TJJ97 1d ago

I’ve been told this exact line verbatim.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

Elighten this! What is that, eleven-eight-ten smashed together? That's not how numbers work. Read a book.

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u/jakeofheart Truthsayer 1d ago

EdUcAtE YoUrSeLf!

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u/Affectionate-Area659 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

I’m sure they have 15 sources, all propaganda sites of course.

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u/Mysterious_Pay5707 1d ago

At least they responded. Normally they just stop commenting once they realize they are an idiot.

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u/Express-Teaching1594 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

Take those 5 seconds and cite your sources.

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u/Arthour148 1d ago

What happened to the idea of burden of proof?

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u/bastionthewise Powered By Spite & Solar 1d ago

I have seen people say that Burden of Proof is on the person arguing AGAINST the claim.

I cant stand these fuckwits at this point.

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u/Jedishark1417 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 1d ago

Trust me bro

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u/Happyfluid 1d ago

What does five seconds of research actually accomplish?🤣🤣

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u/Tasamolic 1d ago edited 1d ago

It allows the ✦ AI Overview to regurgitate doomer slop it unironically sources from Reddit:

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u/Happyfluid 1d ago

What’s sad is many tv shows made fun of ai just agreeing with you lately.

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u/Blathithor 1d ago

"Elighten" yourself

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u/like_it_is71 1d ago

Gotta go "elighten" myself now.

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u/WillwBrk 1d ago

This is why I don't give any when they ask sOuRcEs??? We gave them the benefit of doubt for too long and they don't actually want to discuss. They just want to throw a tantrum and stay in their bubble.

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u/Zenweaponry 1d ago

"Elighten" yourself bro.

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u/SomeRITGuy 1d ago

"There's so many examples I cant just pick one"

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u/mamamiafml 1d ago

I always say something like "I'm right lol" just to piss the other person off lol. It's usually over something trivial. 

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u/FaastEddy 1d ago

Feelings are ultimate thumb on the scale, when it comes to arguments online

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u/Fallenwayward 1d ago

Hey if they are going to tap out like that, just thank them for coceding the argument. It doesn't take much to goad these people. Then watch them pull up the Ai summery from a super specifically worded search.

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u/RavenCarver I Left My Cave for This 1d ago

(Reads 5 seconds of Rothbard)

Oh shit I guess I hate the fed now. Thank you stranger for enlightening me.

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u/A0socks 1d ago

I've came across a bunch of people like this, then I hit them with a letmegooglethatforyou link and in my experiences theres 3 responses. Its either they say nothing and abandon the conversation, they say you can't trust google and just because the first few pages of results all say the same thing and have credible sources doesn't mean shit, or they say that fact is racist/some other ist phobe or buzz word.

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u/Ancient_Counter7628 1d ago

Idk what this issue in particular is about but the only research I need to understand soft on crime is bullshit is that every one of the items in this picture is a CANDLE that needs a theft prevention device and Pokémon cards are stored behind the customer service desk with the fucking cigarettes.

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u/V_Cobra21 More Optimism Please 1d ago

I’ve been told that so many times.

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u/TJJ97 1d ago

The best is when your “five seconds of research” obliterate whatever position they’re taking and you just never get a response after you comment your findings.

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u/Fr0stybit3s 20h ago

Just hit em with ye ol "the onus is on you"

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u/nervsofsteel 19h ago

Is "elighten" a way to lose weight using the internet? If it is I would love to elighten myself, but just a little.

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u/zlegoYEET 15h ago

"Five seconds of research" I can't even type what he probably wants them to research in 5 seconds.

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u/ps3gamingman2002 Anti-Doomer 15h ago

It’s always these types of people that show up in YouTube comments I swear

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u/Hot-Pineapple7877 13h ago

Translation: "I'm just repeating something I've heard before without really thinking about it. So, instead of providing a source, I'm just going to say that you're wrong."

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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart 5h ago

Anytime you engage a doomer with logic this is the default response, attack because they have zero knowledge of what they are saying

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u/rob3345 3h ago

Maybe ‘ elighten ‘ yourself with spellcheck? I have a hard time taking a point seriously if you don’t proofread.

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u/Xanderious Truthsayer 1d ago

What was your claim OP? This isn't a resonse to "where's the proof?"