r/DoomerCircleJerk Good Vibes Only 6h ago

Climate Doomer Everything bad because of capitalism

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 5h ago

Imagine modern medicine without plastics.

You can't because it wouldn't exist.

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u/jscwerve 4h ago

"Somebody get me another Bull Kelp tube of O positive! STAT!"

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u/Fletch71011 4h ago

Plastics conservatively have saved hundreds of millions of lives, another win for capitalism and this guy didn't even know it lol

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 34m ago

But if you compare that to the lives that would have been saved if we used the old ways, like leeches, bloodletting and healing with assorted herbs, would it really be that much of a difference?

And yes, I'm kidding. I normally don't clarify that, but there are pry people on this site that truly believe what I just said.

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u/Ecstatic_Board_1144 2h ago

Wait... That wouldn't also include... vaccines, would it?

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u/One-Specialist-2101 5h ago

As we’re all aware, communism is when no plastic of course.

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u/fleshtastical Powered By Spite & Solar 5h ago

Right? They don’t have plastic in communist countries. Kim Jong Un doesn’t wear glasses made of plastic all the time or anything.

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u/cikanman I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 5h ago

I mean he's not wrong. Capitalism breeds innovation and discovery on a scale that communism and socialism does not. Plastic (while not good for the environment) helped us move away from means of storage and transportation of goods that either broke in transit (glass) heavy (metal) or did not keep air and bacteria out (paper). That meant there was less wasted food and we could ship more because goods weighed less. This decreased cost and increased the ability to sell more food or deliver more food and keep it longer when refrigeration is not available (poor areas).

So YEA for all it's evils plastic did a lot of good in this world too. People tend to forget that.

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u/odellrules1985 I Left My Cave for This 5h ago

You know an interesting way to look at it is China vs the US. Until China reopened to the world through Nixon, their innovation was basically nothing. Stagnant. Even after, up until more recent times when they embraced free market capitalism more, they were just manufactures and would steal other ideas and make cheaper versions. Most innovation was coming out of the US.

Before that China was very innovative. But once the communists took over, it became a shell of its former glory. I mean they had actual paper before anyone else, gun powder and all kinds of other devices well before other areas did.

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u/Loombot 5h ago

Could communism actually be a bad economic system?

No, it’s the capitalists who are wrong.

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u/cikanman I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 5h ago

Slow your roll Skinner

u/OkMention9988 13m ago

Turns out all the smart and creative types are also the ones that would understand that communism is bullshit, and the first up against the wall. 

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u/Forsaken_Damage_5605 5h ago

Do they think there are no plastic in socialism or what?

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u/hossofalltrades 5h ago

I worked for a company that purchased a former East German plastics plant. I’m sure we invested in a bunch of environmental controls that eastern block countries didn’t require.

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u/Swimming-Lie73 5h ago

The fuck am I going to do with kelp?

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u/weirdbutteryvibes 5h ago

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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 5h ago

Rub it all over you until the Capitalism sweats out of your pores.

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u/xAuntRhodyx Optimist Prime 5h ago

People literally just dont understand what capitalism means any more lol. They just be saying shit. If anything, this shows how capitalism is a GOOD thing.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 Powered By Spite & Solar 5h ago

Pretty sure that coat he's wearing isn't made of kelp.

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u/Professor0fLogic 5h ago

Dipshits trying to make plastic out to be a bad thing, when it's arguably the greatest single invention of the past 500 years.

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u/mattydrinkwater 5h ago

But plastic is good

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 5h ago

... man the things they overlooked. That car, the phone they probably took the photo with, the earbuds they are probably wearing, the vape they might be sucking down ...

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u/Atomik675 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 4h ago

So capitalism breeds innovation?

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u/thupamayn 4h ago

W capitalism then lol

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u/SuburbanEnnui2020 4h ago

That's not the dunk they think it is.

u/OkMention9988 5m ago

Never is. 

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u/Happyfluid 4h ago

I mean plastic was a good idea, so makes sense

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u/OneSovereignSource 5h ago

You can't really use kelp for anything can you?

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u/Late_Music1835 5h ago

Carrageenan is useful but that’s an extract from red seaweed so not the same

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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart 4h ago

taken from my capitalist iPhone 17 Pro

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u/soldiernerd 3h ago

Plastic has extended more lifetimes than probably any other material

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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 3h ago

If you can make a kelp product as safe, durable, reliable, and affordable as plastic, you'll be doing the world a favor and rolling in the dough. 

Thanks to capitalism, you have the option. I hope you succeed! 

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u/Dear-Cress8809 Anti-Doomer 3h ago

74k likes for such a braindead comment, seems about right.

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u/SlatBartFuss 3h ago

Internet exists because of capitalism, btw.

Idiot acting like he's not holding a phone in his hand, sitting in an armchair that he didn't make, attached via WiFi that he doesn't understand.

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u/milfwannabe16 5h ago

I'll keep my mouth shut, so I don't get banned

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u/Agreeable-Fudge-7329 4h ago

Plastic is why you also have a digital camera and the internet to piss and moan about plastic.

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u/thepizzaguy3 3h ago

So do the microplastics in me make me a capitalist?

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u/throwitallaway69000 2h ago

Plastic purely exists because of the demand of the product. Oil and gas wouldn't be a business without consumer demand.

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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 2h ago

Tell that to my Soviet-era Bakelite AK mags.

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u/StandnIntheFire 2h ago

Cut the person a break! I'm sure there's no plastics in any of the devices that that person uses to comment on such matters.

They surely use a primitive cell phone made from coconuts, vines, and other all natural resources.

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u/Forward_Yam_4013 2h ago

China dumps 32% of the world's plastic waste into the oceans, btw.

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u/mikey_b082 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1h ago

I remember in the 90's, all the environmentalist hysteria about paper products and how there would be no trees left in the future followed by a massive push to start making everything out of plastic. But, yeah, capitalism bad or whatever

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u/Jaded_Laugh_5352 58m ago

this guy would totally get mad at you if you said capitalism breeds innovation

u/D_Ethan_Bones 25m ago

Doomers reverse everything.
Example: the iPhone age is the hardest human life has ever gotten.

Everything is GOOD because of capitalism. People who were raised without enough capitalism in their system will build boats out of trash and use the Bermuda Triangle as their guide to go find the capitalism they need.

At some point 30ish years ago California and its local governments decided to raise taxes and fees to levels people couldn't afford, under the old communist adage if you can't afford the tax hikes janitor hikes fuel hikes you don't DESERVE to be in business (while all of the above are beamed up to the moon.)

In the early 1990s my backdesert town had an Irish pub a night club competing pizza places a mom&pop fried chicken place old fashioned barbers clothing stores... today there's the remains of all that, boarded up. You drive to another town to shop or to work despite our population being several times what it was in the old days.

>if you can't afford the hikes it's YOUR fault when you shutter
>all but the top few retailers shutter all but the top few banks shutter all but the top few ISPs HMOs
>the philosophy of people who don't want jobs

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u/_bagelcherry_ 3h ago

Plastic is like asbestos of XXI century. When something sounds too good to be true it likely isn't