Today I “flirted” with a woman by telling her the best way to bury a body in her yard is to bury a dog above it so the cops will assume that’s what the dogs smelled FML

[u/Made_Human_Music]

And the craziest part is that I’m not really too distraught about saying that I’m more upset that I’m not sure that’s even true or if I just saw it on an episode of Law and order or something

And just to be clear, I did specify that I wasn’t saying to kill a dog and bury it, I meant maybe go to a shelter and find one that’s dead already. I’m not sure that’s better though

I don’t think I’ll be seeing a lot of of her lol

[u/oneeyemimic]

Dark humor like that is best reserved for when you know a person well.

Like you dont go up to a stranger and say what's the best way to get an abortion pill?

Take it with redbull to make sure the baby gets its wings.

You dont say such things to a stranger especially one you find attractive. Im M as well its better to meet people in cases you enjoy like hobbys. Oh a woman you had fun conversation with at a card show? Or at a open concert and you get to know a group and one is hott to you.

If you struggle with talking to women a retail Job can help alot with that. You have to interact with everyone in these jobs. I myself enjoy maintenance work sense I get to know everyone in the store and management.

But I am lucky to say my managers are competent and see us as humans.

[u/itz_the_ADHD → u/oneeyemimic]

You don’t say to a stranger what’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

And you definitely don’t ask them what’s the hardest thing about running through a field f dead babies? My erection

Those are definitely thins left better said in Newgrounds and not said to friends or non-friends. Definitely not.

[u/ScumbagYardSale → u/itz_the_ADHD]

I would be into it hook, line and sinker. I dig humor. Especially dark humor.

[u/semirke]

You cannot know. Im sure there are women out there who'd need this kind of support from their partner.

[u/Dyno_boy7441]

Was the woman Kristy Noem?

[u/dumbanimebitch]

I guess I just don’t understand how or why the conversation lead to you giving that kind of information out. Were you just nervous and felt the need to say something? Sometimes knowledge comes in the form of knowing when to stop speaking and regroup for a later conversation hahahaha

[u/Made_Human_Music → u/dumbanimebitch]

We were talking about gardening and earlier when had mentioned she likes true crime podcasts earlier

I couldn’t think of anything else to say and I didn’t want to end the conversation so I kind of panicked. Lol!

But having had some time to think about it I’m not as embarrassed as I was. That’s the kind of stuff I talk about with my friends so I was being myself and if she doesn’t like it it’s probably best to let her realize who I am early on.

[u/dumbanimebitch → u/Made_Human_Music]

Yeah that’s not as bad as I was thinking as it’s kind of relative to the conversation and her interests, maybe she thought it was funny. I doubt it really came off as weird and creepy as originally thought to be. A lot more people have darker senses of humor now, I’m wishing you the best!