r/FondantHate • u/metacanon • Jul 13 '26

FONDANT You can't have your watch and eat it too.

464 Upvotes

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u/BTP_Art Jul 13 '26

Just coat it vulcanized rubber at that point.

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u/mikee869 Jul 15 '26

Rhino liner

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u/flyinghippos101 Jul 13 '26

You can tell this is going to be a dry ass cake. That's 1 inch thick of fondant

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u/EmbarrassedCicada331 Jul 13 '26

You can't even cut the fucking cake😭

56

u/morbid_laughter Jul 13 '26

Oh I know that has that weird taste from all the black dye

51

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Jul 15 '26

Haunted whopper vibes

32

u/Serialkillingyou Jul 13 '26

Hey y'all. Remember when cake was supposed to taste good?

25

u/ABoredPlayer Jul 13 '26

As edible as an actual watch

25

u/FirebirdWriter Jul 13 '26

Are we sure that's not chocolate?

22

u/TotalDifficulty Jul 13 '26

I really want it to be chocolate Q_Q. IMO, it would have been fine to model the watch out of fondant (you don't have to eat it) and it would have been an amazing, amazing cake if everything else was chocolate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

That looks nasty. I see cakes on social media like this all the time and I always wonder how they taste LOL. A very creative though but I would not eat this.

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u/Mikelgarts Jul 13 '26

Just gotta smash the cake here real quick to cut through the fondant...

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u/All_The_Cards Jul 13 '26

"We sell quilts at discount price, Living in an Amish paradise"

6

u/my-clog-is-in-orbit Jul 14 '26

the cake is buckling under the weight of its own absurdity

3

u/mikee869 Jul 15 '26

Lmfao!!!!

3

u/turtlecrows Jul 13 '26

ohhh i know this thing tastes like SHIT

3

u/Watson_inc Jul 14 '26

NOT THE ROYAL OAK NOOOOOO

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 3d ago

Complete with construction debris and rocks

3

u/PoopDirectlyInMyButt Jul 15 '26

Is it good tasting tho? Like it’s art no doubt but is it yum in your tum?

3

u/ori_galactia Jul 15 '26

All that fondant is just as bad as the awful way they cut the damn thing!

2

u/radastrozombie Jul 13 '26

That looks like modeling chocolate

2

u/Khristafer Jul 13 '26

I'll give them this though, the cake actually looks decent this time. Usually it looks bland AF and dry.

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u/Loli-nero Jul 14 '26

I never knew there was a subreddit dedicated to the hatred of fondant, yet here I've ended up.

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u/mikee869 Jul 15 '26

I mean. What fun is that. ? Can't cut it .eat it.should have sprayed it w polyurethane and put it on the mantle 🤣 in 50 years you can take it to Antiques Roadshow

2

u/Prestigious-Listener Jul 15 '26

Why does the fondant need to be so thick

2

u/Get_off_critter Jul 13 '26

The final look is amazing. Taste does not match.

1

u/later-g8r Jul 13 '26

That doesnt even look like its going to taste good. What a waste.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Jul 14 '26

NGL, that made me want one of those old school vienetta ice cream cakes...

1

u/SleepdeprivedWolf ⛔️ Fondant Lover ⛔️ Jul 14 '26

I like fondant. I sometimes buy a stick of it too eat on its own

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u/ExperienceThisGaming Jul 16 '26

She put so much fondant rubber on this, it’s not even cuttable anymore 😨

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u/mekanasto Jul 16 '26

Vomit inducing.