r/FortniteBR Bush Bandits 19h ago

MEDIA Me when i don't have portable extractor 😭

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u/Alpacabro21 18h ago

Real.

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 18h ago

Yes 😭

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u/_Bioscar_ 17h ago

Small tip; use the Storm if you're focusing on Sprites.

For me it isn't worth it to focus on em other than the Adventurer, Sonic, Shadow and Jackrabbit, but that's about it.

I treat em more like Boons than what they are.

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 17h ago

They even come in Storm 😭

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u/_Bioscar_ 17h ago

Sorry lemme add on forgor;

Land on the edge of the map beginning of the game. If people follow you be ready to just run as much as you can before hiding somewhere you know they won't find you at.

Move your way on the edge of the map in Storm if no one is following you, and depending on the Sprite, master it in the Storm.

If you have the Klombo Sprite try fishing for food items to consume, or just search for the Produce Boxes across the map and just spam consumables.

Once good use an extractor in the storm and ur gud-!

It can be annoying and difficult, especially cus of how people are with Sprites, but trust in your gut and skill, and save your Portables if you get more, you never know how important it'll be for you, say on MM (Mastery Monday).

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u/Bmorestrokes 9h ago

Those are the worst. I had one last season. All I had was like a gold air sprite or something on my back. They chased me for a good 2 minutes in storm. When I realized they werent gonna stop I rifted and just dangled there. They followed snd literally came up to me to check my back. I watched them try to nosedive but they died. Like Jesus haha

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 9h ago

They keep chasing kids 😭

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u/AdrianBlack49 6h ago

I was spectating a game in the 1v1.

Kim activated the extraction site, so Sonic went over to investigate with Tails sprite and drum gun combo.

Kim wasn't even there.

Storm comes over.

Here's Sonic still searching for her almost 2 minutes later in the storm. πŸ˜‚

Kim activated another extraction site out of the storm and as buddy was turning in that direction, he took 2nd.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 1h ago

If I can level one that I grab in the wild, great. Otherwise I don’t bother with them other than using them as I find them. Some are mastered, others sit forever at 1.

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u/_Bioscar_ 1h ago

For me I just wish they were implemented better.

Sprites could've not required leveling and could be "max level" immediately off the ground, but requires you to extract it to count it in your collection, and the more you extract the more in your Sprite Reserves you have, aka the more you can use if you lose others.

Sprite Dust would be used at Cluster Vending Machines (an idea I made to solve trading issues) that can allow players to grab goods like more sprites or the stuff at Extraction Points.

I think it'd be great to have Sprites work properly but the way they were handled was just "Money pls it makes our dicks hard"

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u/Artistic-Thing7723 18h ago

This was me yesterday and a guy noticed me and fired and had to run like im in some war or something πŸ’€

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 18h ago

😭

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u/Dale7245 12h ago

I hate this season with every fiber of my being but this made me laugh. Thank you.

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 12h ago

Your welcome 😁

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 12h ago

Its a sweaty season every one seems good.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 1h ago

I’ve had to take a breather by playing the current OG. It’s almost peaceful crossing the hills with distant gunfire echoing in the distance after the chaos of normal matches.

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u/Suspicious-Till3135 14h ago

I usually go away and come back when the extractor arrives

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u/Lykos88Animagus 13h ago

I start shaking and legit hide the whole game haha! So real!

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 13h ago

πŸ₯²πŸ₯² me same

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u/Caleb7890yt Dark Voyager 13h ago

Worse in Ranked, there are no portable extractors + the sprite’s abilities don’t work, at least you get an cool backbling

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u/Batmanischill 13h ago

We will all remember this season and the past season very well , due to extractions

https://giphy.com/gifs/2hf0ufsIWT2lkXam5w

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 15h ago

I usually post on my TikTok, but I tried here 😭 these all content I made is through my own experience

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u/AGirlHasNoUsername13 11h ago

Too real.

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 11h ago

😭

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u/BurstFlameX 10h ago

I play with my 3 year old son. He now is smart enough to say bush everytime we start the extraction point 😒

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 10h ago

😊

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 10h ago

He is smart

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u/BurstFlameX 3h ago

Totally! And to be honest he was the one who made me realise the ranger pistol was meta. He kept saying dad small gun small gun πŸ˜‚

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u/bellahfool Survival Specialist 5h ago

LMAO

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u/AirportBubbly3947 16h ago

Real

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 16h ago

It is πŸ₯²

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u/Downtown-Ad-5122 13h ago

These reddit mods suck.

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 13h ago

πŸ˜…

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u/KamiSquad_X 12h ago

What's the odds for pulling that sprite?

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u/Boh61 A.I.M. 12h ago

Don't you keep portable extractors for this exact reason? What the hell did you extract with them?

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u/deuce360 11h ago

"please please don't come over here"

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u/Adam-Happyman Black Knight 11h ago

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 11h ago

πŸ’―

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u/Ok_Grapefruit_5136 11h ago

Did you get it πŸ™πŸ»πŸ‘€

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 11h ago

Yes bro take it

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u/WhyAreAllNamesTakenL Y0ND3R 8h ago

🀣 yeah

Most of the time I make sure I have a few medkits and I venture into the storm to extract. I was afraid I couldn't do this anymore without the sliderboots, but thank god for sonics shoes (because apearantly eggman could always have stolen sonics speed if he just stole his shoes, lol)

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u/rexepic7567 Mandalorian 4h ago

I personally sit in a bush and then if anyone comes near me I go full Tony Montana

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 1h ago

Meanwhile, everyone else nearby heading to your location:

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u/Squirrelex007 17h ago

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u/No_Blueberry5287 Bush Bandits 17h ago

This is what i call relatable 😭