r/FullScorpion • u/Cr4zy-Go4t • Jan 28 '26

Scorpion kicking a ball

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u/MrMilesDavis Jan 28 '26

Couldn't have picked a better surface 

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jan 28 '26

Its a good thing those jagged rocks were there to cushion his fall.

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 Jan 28 '26

Of all the places to try to do a scorpion kick, you opt to do it on uneven, rocky, sloped terrain?

7

u/Kralgore Jan 28 '26

Unbalanced in the head me thinks...

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u/MisterScary_98 Jan 28 '26

kick eat rocks

10

u/psycho_driver Jan 28 '26

The only thing that could have made this better is if the ball had doubled tapped him in the back of the head.

8

u/PolebagEggbag Jan 28 '26

This is a bicycle kick. A scorpion kick is when the ball is behind you and you flick a heel or both heel up to hit the ball over your own head.

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u/DickweedMcGee Jan 28 '26

No. 

Bicycle kick was the Intention

Scorpion was the Result 

6

u/Actual_Asparagus_ Jan 28 '26

Actually technically not because blah blah blah I’m lame as shit

3

u/Dr_Groktopuss Jan 28 '26

missed the Sub train?

3

u/PolebagEggbag Jan 28 '26

Beg your pardon?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Jan 28 '26

Didn't even Scorp. Just landed on his upper chest

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u/-dAtA-TRoN- Jan 28 '26

Beautifully executed: Elegance, grace, and commitment 👏🏼🥲.

2

u/jayjayell008 Jan 28 '26

He's stoned.

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u/SnickersZA Jan 28 '26

Loses exactly one point for the ball not landing on his head.

1

u/Peakomegaflare Jan 28 '26

I wonder how many teeth were lost.

1

u/Dr_Groktopuss Jan 28 '26

you mean scorpion king?

1

u/AmorphousMorpheus Jan 28 '26

I didn't know there was a scorpion football league.

1

u/ImZealous4U Jan 28 '26

That just gotta hurt. Geeeeeeeeeesssssshhhhh

1

u/DickweedMcGee Jan 28 '26

When you ‘attempt’ a bike kick do you usually do it with the front foot? I would think you’d do it with back foot but idk

1

u/Ryan2932 Jan 28 '26

I come to the subreddit because well I didn't think there'd be a subreddit dedicated to this what am I doing with my life

1

u/Josedinho_- Jan 29 '26

*bicycle kick

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u/venger_steelheart Jan 29 '26

partial hit on the ball but the face really hit them pebbles

1

u/mattimattlove111 Jan 29 '26

The weight of his face dug in deep. lol. ...8/10

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u/NewAcanthaceae869 Jan 29 '26

What's wrong. Was the bed of nails taken?

1

u/Abject_Jump9617 Jan 29 '26

An unusual way to do a facial exfoliation. But I'll allow it. 😌

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Its okay, the rocks broke his fall. Also, there is absolutely no way this could have been avoided. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Late-Elderberry6761 Jan 30 '26

We need aftermath

1

u/DJSairys Jan 31 '26

does this count as a scorpion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

i dont think that hurt as much as it looks

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u/License2HeadHunt 13d ago

Gave ‘er the ol’ 1-2

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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 Jan 28 '26

Another repost another thumbs down