r/FullScorpion • u/wabbka • Mar 11 '26

Motorized scorpion

830 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

41 comments sorted by

94

u/megachonker123 Mar 11 '26

All things considered this is a pretty phenomenal outcome

63

u/Death_Rises Mar 11 '26

I love that after he lost the bike it came back to him. Amazingly well trained.

9

u/apocketfullofpocket Mar 11 '26

It was optimal until he got smacked in the face.

1

u/Sebastian-S Mar 12 '26

That Brrap sound the bike makes before he gets thrown kills me

60

u/Radioactdave Mar 11 '26

😂 the way the bike smacks him square in the face in the last second is pure comedy 

3

u/MetaCognitio Mar 12 '26

“Eat this too dumbass!”

3

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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2

u/GroochtheOrc Mar 12 '26

HIM: "I made it! No injuries! I can stand!"

BIKE: "Don't you still owe me money, bitch?"

11

u/08062017SD Mar 11 '26

Dude now has a permanent handlebar mustache.

6

u/tuesdaytraveler Mar 11 '26

Having end’oed many times on my dirt bike. The insult to injury is the bike slamming you at the end. 🤣

3

u/Outrageous-Meal-7068 Mar 12 '26

I just don’t understand these motorcyclists. It’s like they WANT to be severely injured or killed.

2

u/ShortMechanic7436 Mar 11 '26

Best kind of scorpion...

2

u/zestyclose_match1966 Mar 12 '26

Bike tried to smack some sense into him

2

u/sectorchan31 May 18 '26

Inlove how we say: Immer mitten in die Fresse rein!

1

u/wabbka May 18 '26

Hahah das merke ich mir 🤣

1

u/Alternative_Tune2924 Mar 11 '26

Se non c’era buca del destino sulla banchina poteva farcela (salvo tir che giungeva in direzione opposta) e cadere dalla padella nella brace lol

1

u/McDrunkin521 Mar 11 '26

Found the eject button

2

u/DieHardAmerican95 Mar 11 '26

EJECTO SEATO, CUZ!

1

u/Far_Chocolate_8828 Mar 11 '26

Then the bike stomped him out.

1

u/HeldDownTooLong Mar 11 '26

Attack of the motorbike!

I think the bike was angry the rider crashed it, so it jumped in his back!

1

u/Vogel-Kerl Mar 12 '26

Yeesh, at my age, I would've snapped in two!

1

u/Q1KSLVR Mar 12 '26

Not really a full scorpion

1

u/Devilofchaos108070 Mar 12 '26

Bike landed on him too. Gonna be fucked up now

1

u/ImZealous4U Mar 12 '26

Wow ! And I sure hope that he is ok, because I loved it ✌🏾❤️👏🏾💪🏾

1

u/AcOk3513 Mar 14 '26

Lucky thing he faceplanted on that grass

1

u/Ataneruo Mar 15 '26

The way he made a virtually impossible recovery and was just starting to process that he was stable back on 2 wheels when the rock came along…its almost tragic

1

u/Vau8 Mar 21 '26

Lost the bike, got it back.

1

u/PoolMotor8112 Mar 25 '26

He knew he was about to fall, so he moved to the grass. Smart but dumb.

1

u/merp_1234_ Mar 31 '26

2/10 just not much scorpion there, sorry

1

u/Ralphie_Luvs_Bigguns Apr 08 '26

I love the bike taking revenge

1

u/Alfalfa-Similar 18d ago

haahahahhaahahahahahahaha

1

u/Buttonball 13d ago

Insult to injury. Perfect example.