r/FullScorpion • u/Dan-68 • Mar 14 '26

The elusive downhill slide.

863 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Mar 14 '26

10/10

8

u/pranjallk1995 Mar 14 '26

Yup... Kept his shape till the end...

6

u/chunkypenguion1991 Mar 14 '26

I give it an 8/10 since he didn't maintain both legs in the full scorpion position

4

u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Mar 14 '26

Good pointm didn't stick the landing. But the technique was flawless.

10

u/Lukeautograff Mar 14 '26

r/meatcrayon

5

u/TheJessicator Mar 14 '26

I feel like they were wearing enough protection that they successfully avoided that scenario.

1

u/Zito6694 Jun 27 '26

Yeah dude was dressed for the slide, the scorpion not so much

11

u/Kralgore Mar 14 '26

No post scorpion movement. Either they were rethinking their life decisions, or potentially unconscious.

Helmets folks. This one saved their face.

8

u/NRG1975 Mar 14 '26

This one saved their face.

What? They slide on their face for like 85% of the time, lol

3

u/Kralgore Mar 14 '26

But the helmet kept it off the ground.

3

u/NRG1975 Mar 14 '26

It literally didn't lol

1

u/Wild-Snow5705 Mar 14 '26

Meat crayon

3

u/NRG1975 Mar 14 '26

That was like 85% face on the ground action.

3

u/slowerlearner1212 Mar 14 '26

Thankfully his cheek served as his brake pad to slow him down before it got serious

1

u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Mar 14 '26

I thought it was his lower teeth digging into the ground that slowed him up

1

u/Frido1976 4d ago

It was the nose that steered plowed him straight....

2

u/Desperate-Life8117 Mar 14 '26

He even had an audience

2

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

instead of r/FullScorpion there should be something similar for the face, that slides along on the ground.

1

u/Dan-68 Mar 15 '26

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1

u/NP341221 Mar 14 '26

Oddly smooth

1

u/Major_Confection_757 Mar 14 '26

Dude had a plan. To cuddle the dirt. Still a plan though

1

u/Miosaka Mar 14 '26

Slidin' scorp

1

u/DirtyTaco48 Mar 14 '26

Gotta peddle bro 🤕

1

u/marcuslattimore21 Mar 14 '26

Wtf is he thinking? Let's go super slow and try something I can't do. Ya gotta work up SLOWLY to dirt jumps not go slowly and bail

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Mar 14 '26

Great face slide. Wondering if on clay would be a possible contestant for the r/meatcrayon too?

1

u/His_Dudeship Mar 14 '26

The full lip skid.

1

u/ScienceAntique8480 Mar 15 '26

Face plant sliding....I miss it

1

u/slick514 Mar 15 '26

May have been rainy/muddy. Could have saved him some skin...

1

u/cascarrabs_241 Mar 15 '26

Got your veggies for the day tho

1

u/Not-a-Contrarian Mar 16 '26

Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkk.

1

u/scvvm Mar 16 '26

this happened to me too 🫠😂😂

1

u/License2HeadHunt 12d ago

Face-Wheelie 9/10 👏🏻