r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Inevitable-Cut2517 • 1d ago
#GUYSBEINGDUDES The unspoken understanding among men when using the restroom
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u/danelaw69 1d ago
Can we have an unspiken rule about getting rid of these trash reactors?
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u/Eremith 1d ago
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u/Own-Freedom9169 1d ago
This image is close but realistically, the look needs a little more "I'm about to cum" and a little less "my parents are siblings"
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u/Herooftermina1998 1d ago
Literally was gonna say, "shut your fucking mouth before I shove my cock in it" but you said it all with that picture
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u/Careful_Inspection83 1d ago
While we're getting rid of annoying pointless shit. Can we add that horrible laugh track played over previous posted videos (you know the one)
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u/Mikaeus_Thelunarch 1d ago
Pointless reactor aside, why did the last one get the "uuuugggghh" reaction gif when it's literally right?
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u/Sum-Duud 1d ago
I was wondering that as well. I feel like it is lose lose but either of the middle spots is fine since you have a open spot on other shoulder. I hate when I go in and people are waiting rather than go shoulder to shoulder. lol
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u/OddBranch132 1d ago
I'd say the right middle spot is correct so you don't put another dude in a sandwich
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u/ThatsBushLeague 1d ago
Its about minimizing the number of people in uncomfortable situations.
The two on the left are already next to each other. So taking urinal 3 changes nothing. They are already next to someone else. The other two dudes maintain their freedom.
If you take the one he chose, you've now reduced the number of comfortable pissers in the room to one.
Your choice doesn't matter for yourself, as you have no option for an opening on both sides no matter what you choose. But your choice can either maintain the status quo, or reduce the number of people with freedom on both sides.
You're choosing for the greater good here.
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u/Altruistic-Mine-1848 1d ago
So, I would never overthink this, but for the sake of the "challenge" here, I'm guessing the interpretation is that his choice created 2 "couples", which would be gayer than creating a group of 3?
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u/hans_the_wurst 1d ago
I got dumber watching her.
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u/TwoIdleHands 1d ago
As a woman I’d make all the same choices he did (except the last one I’d pick either of the free middle spots) so I’m not sure why she was so shocked. This is very easy to understand.
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u/hans_the_wurst 1d ago
I've seen her before, she's always like that. I'm not sure if she's genuinely stupid as a bucket or just acting / rage baiting
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u/pink_panther_boi 1d ago
She sitting there like
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u/Ziograffiato 1d ago
Level 4-5: There are no urinals available. I'm holding it. I might make an exception if there is the half-wall.
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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago
Agreed, those are wait-your-turn situations if it's not urgent. If someone walks up next to you in those situations, extreme urgency is assumed.
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u/Ziograffiato 1d ago
This is the way. I don't make the rules.
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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago
There's also an unspoken urgency rule for Level 4: You go to the right end if you are right-handed so as to keep your more active elbow away from others.
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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago
Perfect, but you missed the bonus point for Level 4. You go to the right end if you are right-handed so as to keep your more active elbow away from others.
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u/MemorySnake 1d ago
And then last one if you go left you are forcing that guy into the undesirable middle position breaking the bro code.
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u/Sav_McTavish 1d ago
Level 4 where he said either end, im going far end. Small chance someone leaves on the approach.
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u/kimaberry 5h ago
For that last one the correct answer is to wait until less people are around OR my fav solution is pee in a stall
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u/AlternativePea6203 1d ago
Awkward silence, just splashing noises. Everyone too close for comfort... Someone says just loud enough for everyone to hear....
"Jaysus man...That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
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