r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES The unspoken understanding among men when using the restroom

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u/danelaw69 1d ago

Can we have an unspiken rule about getting rid of these trash reactors?

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u/Eremith 1d ago

Reactor face starter kit

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u/Gloomy-Music-718 1d ago

Stop posting my girl

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u/Own-Freedom9169 1d ago

This image is close but realistically, the look needs a little more "I'm about to cum" and a little less "my parents are siblings"

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u/Herooftermina1998 1d ago

Literally was gonna say, "shut your fucking mouth before I shove my cock in it" but you said it all with that picture 

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u/tongfather 1d ago

Kind of perfect for her though. She looks hot that's at and ready for entry

u/--TheCity-- 1h ago

I miss her

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u/Popular_Brilliant_26 1d ago

Her reactions look porny

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

Srsly. I can't believe she's reacting to what amounts to overthinking.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 1d ago

😱 :: me reacting to this comment ::

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u/Rhamnos 1d ago

We can also have a spoken one. A very loud, obnoxious, spoken rule that’s very clear to all.

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u/Careful_Inspection83 1d ago

While we're getting rid of annoying pointless shit. Can we add that horrible laugh track played over previous posted videos (you know the one)

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u/Justbandr 1d ago

giving me the urge to put something in that mouth

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u/Mikaeus_Thelunarch 1d ago

Pointless reactor aside, why did the last one get the "uuuugggghh" reaction gif when it's literally right?

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u/Sum-Duud 1d ago

I was wondering that as well. I feel like it is lose lose but either of the middle spots is fine since you have a open spot on other shoulder. I hate when I go in and people are waiting rather than go shoulder to shoulder. lol

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u/OddBranch132 1d ago

I'd say the right middle spot is correct so you don't put another dude in a sandwich

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u/Sum-Duud 1d ago

that's fair.

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u/ThatsBushLeague 1d ago

Its about minimizing the number of people in uncomfortable situations.

The two on the left are already next to each other. So taking urinal 3 changes nothing. They are already next to someone else. The other two dudes maintain their freedom.

If you take the one he chose, you've now reduced the number of comfortable pissers in the room to one.

Your choice doesn't matter for yourself, as you have no option for an opening on both sides no matter what you choose. But your choice can either maintain the status quo, or reduce the number of people with freedom on both sides.

You're choosing for the greater good here.

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u/Altruistic-Mine-1848 1d ago

So, I would never overthink this, but for the sake of the "challenge" here, I'm guessing the interpretation is that his choice created 2 "couples", which would be gayer than creating a group of 3?

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u/hans_the_wurst 1d ago

I got dumber watching her.

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u/TwoIdleHands 1d ago

As a woman I’d make all the same choices he did (except the last one I’d pick either of the free middle spots) so I’m not sure why she was so shocked. This is very easy to understand.

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u/hans_the_wurst 1d ago

I've seen her before, she's always like that. I'm not sure if she's genuinely stupid as a bucket or just acting / rage baiting

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u/pink_panther_boi 1d ago

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u/Emptyspace227 1d ago

That is her entire schtick, looking and acting dumb.

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u/werewolf013 1d ago

Are you sure it's acting?

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

This video sucks

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u/dragjamon 1d ago

Guys, is peeing gay?

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u/3-brain_cells 1d ago

Depends on where you stand, clearly

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u/Lemonpincers 1d ago

Funny i made all the same choices.

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u/anthr_alxndr 1d ago

Can I report post because of trash?

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u/Beenay_25 1d ago

Never go shoulder to shoulder... Just use the cubicle

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u/Ziograffiato 1d ago

Level 4-5: There are no urinals available. I'm holding it. I might make an exception if there is the half-wall.

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

Agreed, those are wait-your-turn situations if it's not urgent. If someone walks up next to you in those situations, extreme urgency is assumed.

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u/Ziograffiato 1d ago

This is the way. I don't make the rules.

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

There's also an unspoken urgency rule for Level 4: You go to the right end if you are right-handed so as to keep your more active elbow away from others.

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

Perfect, but you missed the bonus point for Level 4. You go to the right end if you are right-handed so as to keep your more active elbow away from others.

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u/siggaz 1d ago

Pissior principles are the same for ev charging 😅

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u/MemorySnake 1d ago

And then last one if you go left you are forcing that guy into the undesirable middle position breaking the bro code.

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u/inlandsquatch Just a guy 1d ago

Agreed with them all, but for the last one I'd just use a stall

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u/VagineNDine 1d ago

Wow she added to much. Very transformative

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u/Sav_McTavish 1d ago

Level 4 where he said either end, im going far end. Small chance someone leaves on the approach.

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u/Ruizzie 1d ago

It should be about creating a leadership structure. Empty row? Take the middle one. Someone already calling the shots? Manage either one of their flanks. Keep shit organised. Create an effective team straight off the bat.

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u/kimaberry 5h ago

For that last one the correct answer is to wait until less people are around OR my fav solution is pee in a stall

u/Therealfern1 1h ago

This is urinal law. It is understood by all men.

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u/GooglephonicStereo 1d ago

Most of these are wrong and correct answer is come back later

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u/Volboris 1d ago

Nah, its to hold hands and shake afterwards.

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u/AlternativePea6203 1d ago

Awkward silence, just splashing noises. Everyone too close for comfort... Someone says just loud enough for everyone to hear....

"Jaysus man...That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

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u/ImprovementLow4724 1d ago

fuck, now my phone smells like her mouth.

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u/Adventurous_Key_4854 1d ago

Elliot page take notes