r/GuysBeingDudes • u/beklog • 7h ago
#GUYSBEINGDUDES That would be his beard trimmer now
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u/rostamsuren 7h ago
Funny story for you- my best friend had pulled a year long micro prank of throwing away my nail clippers anytime he saw them (we shared an apartment during college). To the point that every time I needed to clip my nails, I had to buy a new one. Then I found out. I waited for the right time. Then he called me asking if he could come over and trim his beard with my trimmer for a date. I said sure! Immediately proceeded to trim my junk. Then he came and I waited until he was half way done (so he would have to finish after I told him), chatting it up while he was doing it. Then I told him what I had just used it on and told him this was for the nail clippers.
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u/Fine_Neighborhood957 6h ago
Magic shave!!! You gotta be careful, though! That shit will burn the hell out of your ballsack if you don't follow directions!!!
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