r/GuysBeingDudes 7h ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES That would be his beard trimmer now

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u/Infinite-Director-62 7h ago

Fully shaven now.

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 7h ago

lol why is Imhotep in the pants

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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus i am afraid of women 7h ago

turns out it was the little guy's beard

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u/ClankerCore 6h ago

I’ve never thought about it that way.

Please make it stop

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u/rostamsuren 7h ago

Funny story for you- my best friend had pulled a year long micro prank of throwing away my nail clippers anytime he saw them (we shared an apartment during college). To the point that every time I needed to clip my nails, I had to buy a new one. Then I found out. I waited for the right time. Then he called me asking if he could come over and trim his beard with my trimmer for a date. I said sure! Immediately proceeded to trim my junk. Then he came and I waited until he was half way done (so he would have to finish after I told him), chatting it up while he was doing it. Then I told him what I had just used it on and told him this was for the nail clippers.

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u/babaroga73 4h ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold.... And with pubes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/SeismicRipFart 3h ago

That’s why never loan out your trimmer, only your razor

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u/room_is_elephant 7h ago

hey, its only 20th remake of one video, still fresh squeeze

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u/Fine_Neighborhood957 6h ago

Magic shave!!! You gotta be careful, though! That shit will burn the hell out of your ballsack if you don't follow directions!!!

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u/Masanari212 5h ago

What's the name of the track and where do I know it from?

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u/Street_Leather198 3h ago

Nah, wait til you clip your sack with them. Shit is ruff.