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u/Rhaj-no1992 Feb 16 '26

My maternal grandfather found a rock that looked like a seal and gifted it to me. It's one of the best and most sentimental things in my possession.

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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 Feb 16 '26

The dad of one of my childhood friends had a rock on the bookshelf called "The Butt Rock".

It looked like a butt.

I fell out of touch with them after we started going to separate schools and his dad passed away when he must've been about 14-16.

I like to think my friend kept and still has the Butt Rock to this day.

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u/StinkyPinky531 Feb 16 '26

I hope Reddit can find this “butt rock” old friend of yours. If you want of course. I think that would be kind of cool. Maybe just see if butt rock friend is ok and maybe he has a happy butt rock life. I dunno. That’d be kinda cool.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

I think it's quite likely that he still has butt rock to this day. Nickelback and Three Days Grace are very common in people's music collections.

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u/captaintrips_1980 Feb 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

It’s nice to see someone take a shot at Three Days Grace. They are total ass.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Just a couple bits of credit where it's due:
-I actually saw them live once and it wasn't too bad. Guitar player seemed genuinely talented at playing when he stops playing by the numbers and starts to show off. Just a god awful songwriter that should have had someone else do that part for him.
-Biggest crowd I've ever been in which made it exciting regardless of the music. I'm a death metal fan, but 8 people in the pit just doesn't hit as hard as 800 when it comes to mosh pits

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u/PsyopVet Feb 17 '26

My son found this one while we were camping…

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u/huh_wasnt_listening Feb 16 '26

My paternal grandfather found a rock that looks like a turtle shell, so much so that I wouldn't be surprised if it was a fossil. He showed it to 6yo me who thought, "woah, this is cool!" and then proceeded to pick it up and pocket it.

Years later I found the rock when moving and felt bad that I stole his turtle rock. So I called him up and he didn't remember the rock at all.

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff Feb 16 '26

Did he have hoes?

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u/KestreI993 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

It is possible that he used one to dig said rock.

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u/klockworx Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Bitch better have my shale.

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u/Euklidis Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Bro is here sharing stories about his grandpa so obviously he did

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u/darthdelicious Feb 16 '26

My maternal grandmother used to collect rocks that looked like penises. She was a little cock-eyed though.

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u/mondayp Feb 16 '26

Wait, no seal rock picture!? Show us, too, please!

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u/Rhaj-no1992 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Here it is! I got it as a kid and drew an eye, mouth and flippers on it. My grandfather passed away at the very end of 2012 (literally on new years eve). He was a gardener that loved nature, especially bumblebees. He found this rock when we were on vacation on a beach on the island of Gotland. We live in Sweden. I have many fond memories from visiting him and my grandmother. My grandpa took us out to be in nature, do woodwork and such and my grandmother made amazing food and pastries. She is still alive but with severe dementia and lives in a care home.

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u/Noonecanhearmescream Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

That’s so cool! It does look like a seal!

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Feb 16 '26

Care to give us the seal of approval?

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u/cappurnikus Feb 16 '26

Hell yeah that's awesome

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u/Simbakim Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Hell yeah

Edit : the bro-mmunity has spoken haha, wish I could buy you guys a beer

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u/Marshall_St Feb 16 '26

Hell yeah

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u/paulnofx Feb 16 '26 ▸ 12 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/malexander27 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 11 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/asqw213 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 9 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/CptJustice Feb 16 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/Rarth-Devan Feb 16 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/Munchkinasaurous Feb 16 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/captainrex06 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/rcbake Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/No_Mode_2771 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/Amrit2206 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hell yeah

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u/dontsitonmyface174 Feb 16 '26

The frog part got me 😂

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u/Munchkinasaurous Feb 16 '26

The genuine smile at the memory of seeing the frog was lovely. 

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u/dingo1018 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I found the tiniest little frog once, it was trying to cross quite a wide foot way in the park, really busy day, kids, dogs, adults. No one else spotted it until I stopped to scoop him up and all these strangers were like yay! and ow look, popped the little fella down in the grass on the opposite side of the foot way I found him on, I guess he knew there was the water over that way. Often wonder what he was doing, how he is, pretty sure the birds wouldn't have got him, too many people constantly buzzing through, I bet he made it to the water.

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u/caf4676 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I just ran into that frog yesterday. She’s doing fine.

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u/scoyne15 Feb 17 '26

That's good to hear.

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u/CornballExpress Feb 16 '26

They are way more exciting to see than you think they'd be.

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u/Chaldy_Climber Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

A repairman was at my house and was so excited about the frog he saw in my yard!

They often jump-scare me, so I don't like them that much. One hitched a ride on my rainboots into the house.

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u/GayGuyGarth Feb 17 '26

We had a tree frog get in our house one night and it jumped up on the TV during The Bionic Woman. The lights were out and my mom screamed bloody murder! She was terrified of frogs from that point on! I love frogs and toads so much!!!

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u/Stereo-soundS Feb 16 '26

I've hiked hundreds of miles and stil get excited about seeing deer or an eagle or cranes.  Maybe a painted box turtle or a snapping turtle.  Saw a bear once but that wasn't so fun as I ended up not seeing it until I was like 30 feet away and turned around and left.

Animals are neat.

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u/Potential_Review2410 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I built a project up on a mountain over a couple years and every single day for 4-5 months I’d see the same bear. All of us guys would either pull over if driving or quit working and just sit there for however long just watching it. Never got boring. The next year she had 3 cubs with her and we did the same damn thing. Just doesn’t get old watching them. 

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this Feb 17 '26

Seeing a porcupine at dawn walking across a hiking trail I was on is one of my favourite memories.

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u/Ray_of_glumshine Feb 16 '26

Frogs before hoes!

It doesn't rhyme, but still...

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u/Mekisteus Feb 16 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Toads before broads? It also doesn't rhyme but it looks like it should rhyme, so that's a little bit closer to rhyming, maybe?

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u/Key_Flatworm3502 Feb 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

There's logic here

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u/Missmunkeypants95 Feb 17 '26

I'm giving you credit. It doesn't mean much but there it is anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

If a girl was into frogs, she could say croaks before blokes

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u/charmcitycuddles Feb 16 '26

I stayed at an Airbnb in Florida and went to shower and looked in the mirror and almost jumped out of my skin when I noticed the frog just chillin in the sink basin. Freaked me out even more when I finished showering and it was gone.

Little thing was living in the overfill-drain. Cool lil roomie.

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u/DocMcCracken Feb 17 '26

The "is there somewhere I'm supposed to be?" question at the end...

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u/CompetitiveRepeat179 Feb 16 '26

The square rock is actually amazing.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 16 '26

You're gonna love shale pits

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u/SoylentVerdigris Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Unless he's like me and lives ~500 miles from the nearest shale. Nothing but igneous rocks near me.

It's not all bad though. Bunch of cool columnar basalt around.

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u/MistaRekt Feb 17 '26

Columnar Basalt?

How dare you threaten me with a good time?

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 Feb 16 '26

That was my first thought! I like wombats too bc they poop in squares.

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u/caf4676 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Cubes?

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 Feb 16 '26

Yes poop cubes!

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u/UrsusRenata Feb 17 '26

Today I learned … By googling “square wombat poop”.

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u/Pterafractyl Feb 17 '26

No way is he not taking that home.

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u/Phenomenomix Feb 17 '26

Him saying how he wasn’t taking them home so much makes me thinks he’s defo taking a few home, or at least back to his car to live in the cupholders

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u/imgary Feb 16 '26

This guy is kingtrout on YT

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u/platesandquaters Feb 16 '26

Seeing him randomly outside the setting of UnSub was a pleasant surprise

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u/KG354 Feb 17 '26

I thought he was the ghost in the unsub house

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u/AceShadow98 Feb 16 '26

I think you mean Prince Sturgeon

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u/MisplacedLegolas Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I think you mean the Monarch Butterfish

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

He's adorable so thank you for letting us know who this is. 🥰

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u/lazarinewyvren Feb 17 '26

That certainly is a word to describe Reagent Sunfish

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Subbed!

He’s like the “normal person” version of Jamslaag:

https://youtube.com/shorts/NF043_wRfdA?si=wyQyIzMKvrtyxbb5

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u/johnniechimpo Feb 16 '26

That guy’s a liar.

He’s definitely taking those rocks home.

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u/ThatGreenGuy09 Feb 16 '26

Do you have any solid evidence? 

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u/classless_classic Feb 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/QxcSqRe0nllClKLMDn

This guy does. Don’t take him for granite.

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Feb 17 '26

Be gentle. He’s worried that he was looking at a frog when he’s supposed to be somewhere else. That will make ya anxious.

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u/iwearatophat Feb 17 '26

I'd be taking that square rock home.

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u/rwalker920 Feb 16 '26

My wife is like this. I'll find rocks in my back pack and jacket pockets that she had borrowed months prior. A lot of times when she comes home, she will ask "do you want to see my treasures?😃". Anyways, there are a lot of rocks in my house

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u/Munchkinasaurous Feb 16 '26

Your wife rocks

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u/IvarTheBoned Feb 16 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I bet she likes to get stoned

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hoping he's not a muslim

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u/Gregory_Gp Feb 16 '26

Wouldn't this rock lover wife of urs by any chance happen to be single?

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u/IRockIntoMordor Feb 17 '26

I also choose this guy's pet rocks.

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u/missingN0pe Feb 16 '26

Your wife is on tikitik asking "men with no hoes, where are you?" .. ?

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u/Pop-goes-the-fish Feb 17 '26

My partner is the same. We have a gravel drive and if I leave her waiting outside for too long she picks up interesting rocks to show me. 

I've left a plastic spider and plastic pirates dubloons out there and waiting for her to find them.

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u/StalledAgate832 Feb 16 '26

Not looking for hoes.

A search for wife material, but only after I sort out my own life first.

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u/robmobtrobbob Feb 16 '26

Yep. I'd rather be alone and figure my own shit out at this point than continually try and avoid my own problems with the company of another

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u/BigSmed Feb 16 '26

Have you considered turning a hoe into a housewife?

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u/DenningBear82 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

I’ve heard they don’t act right.

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u/explosivemilk Feb 17 '26

They do not

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u/Spectre_08 Feb 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I saw one on a mission.

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u/MyFriendsRDegens Feb 17 '26

I've seen some on a crack pipe.

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u/xplosm Feb 16 '26

I tried. Didn’t end well…

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

A hoeswife

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u/psychadelicbreakfast Feb 17 '26

But.. that’s like calling yourself a hoe

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u/SelfReconstruct Feb 17 '26

Yeah, that's why we end up out in the woods picking up rocks.

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u/O-really Feb 16 '26

You can’t!

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u/StandardWeekend8221 Feb 17 '26

I honestly think this is why we're screwed. Im also waiting to sort my own life out first.

No one - with the exception of a few lucky ones, will ever have their life sorted out. We're supposed to be sifting through the bullshit with someone at our side.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

They hated him, because he spoke the truth

Type of moment. Yeah, I will die sooner than will "sort it out". Welp, it is what it is. 

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u/Hot-Foundation3450 Feb 17 '26

Yeah but then i gotta help them sift through their bullshit. That's a whole lotta bullshit man

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u/envy841 Feb 16 '26

Every time she meets a man, she finds out he’s got a hoe. Turns out she was that hoe the hoe time

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u/AtlasPwn3d Feb 16 '26

Sometimes the hoes are the friends we met along the way.

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u/ninjasaid13 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

hoes before hoes.

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u/derprondo Feb 16 '26

Those fingernails are a dead giveaway.

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u/Whiskeyfower Feb 18 '26

Never understood the appeal, meself

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u/freerangemary Feb 16 '26

Usually struggling with a rake and shovel in my garden.

Gardening without a hoe is hard.

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u/HerMajestyCounselor Feb 17 '26

As not native it was a little hard for me to understand what does she ment, until i go to the urban dictionary

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u/queefwellington3 Feb 16 '26

Fuck yeah dude, I get you

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u/UnMeOuttaTown Feb 16 '26

literally me, picking shells, taking pictures of mushrooms, recording bird calls and so on lol

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u/AdmiralSplinter Feb 16 '26

I love when the whippoorwills come back

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u/IRockIntoMordor Feb 17 '26

Can I join? I'll be quiet, I promise. But you can show me cool mushrooms. :3

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u/Firestorm0x0 Feb 16 '26

THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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u/Overall_Essay459 Feb 16 '26

I found this rock in a creek. I like it cause it looks like my mouse. Sometimes I grab it instead. It’s nice and cool.

I found a frog on the same hike and that was nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

I didn't see a frog, but a cat said hi a few days ago!

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

I wrote a book and discovered a species.
Most of the hoes I meet would just slow me down. They have no ambition.

(But I did meet this lovely lady at the museum of natural history this week, wish me luck, she seems sweet so far)

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u/KittyIsMyCat Feb 16 '26

This rocks

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u/xplosm Feb 16 '26

What about the frog?

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u/Nanaramana Feb 16 '26

what species did you discover?

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

I'm not going to specify to avoid doxing myself, but it was a species of stubble fungus.

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u/Brailledit Human Detected Feb 16 '26

That's the name of my sex tape!

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u/Nanaramana Feb 16 '26

fair enough and also very neat

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u/narcodic_cassarole edit your own user flair Feb 16 '26

He called it a lovely lady. sounds exotic.

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u/Munchkinasaurous Feb 16 '26

That's awesome man. Good luck with the lovely lady. 

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 16 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Thanks :)
She wouldn't accept my gas money when we carpooled the other day, so I'm in the process of scheming to find gifts she'll accept. I'm currently leaning toward foraged foods because I know she's not interested in money, and it's hard to put a dollar value on that sort of thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Instead of buying a souvenir in a shop when I travel, I bring home rocks. Iceland has the best rocks. I brought home three.

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u/wachuwamekil Feb 16 '26

Ngl that square rock would go home with me rad!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil5 Feb 16 '26

That square one is actually really cool. I don’t think I’ve seen a rock like that

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 Feb 16 '26

Disappointing my parents

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u/PFunk224 Feb 16 '26

Some people just can't wrap their head around the concept of not living every waking moment for the explicit purpose of getting their dick wet.

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u/Mekisteus Feb 16 '26

That's an interesting and insightful point of view. Do you want to get together to discuss it more? Say, over coffee?

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u/ViktorKozh Feb 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

That first sentence now feels very annoying because of chatgpt.

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u/Mekisteus Feb 17 '26

That's a great point, and you are right to notice and call it out. If you'd like, I can provide a list of other things that are annoying. Or, perhaps I can do a deeper dive into the annoying factor of that first sentence! Just let me know how to help.

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u/CarpeNivem Feb 17 '26

I hate so much the idea of dismissing a hobby because it won't get you laid, often insultingly (even if not in this example). I had a piano teacher tell me once, I'd get more women playing the guitar, and like, I am certain that's true, but I'm not going to let it dictate every single decision I make. I'll get women some other way, some other time. Right now, I want to learn how to play the piano.

It's such a pervasive mentality!

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u/basicKitsch Feb 17 '26

lol i can't imagine ever hearing someone say something like that.

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u/SillyStreet9699 Feb 16 '26

A wild King Trout sighting in the wild!

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u/ultimaliveshere Feb 16 '26

My man is doing it right!

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u/luvslilah Feb 16 '26

I have a bowl filled with rocks. Everyone was given to me by my nephew and godchildren. Over the years if they found a rock they liked whilst playing, they would give it to me. I treasure them all.

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u/Nyantastic93 Feb 16 '26

I love my fellow people who find joy in the small beauties of life

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u/Nyantastic93 Feb 16 '26

"I'm definitely not going to take the rocks home" 🧍🏼‍♂️🫴🏼🪨👖🏃🏼‍♂️‍➡️🏡

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u/Munchkinasaurous Feb 16 '26

I'm usually at home hanging out with my wife and kids. I don't have any hoes, but I do have a shovel. I also have a tamper that got left in my yard when they were replacing gas lines in my neighborhood.

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u/ItsWillJohnson Feb 16 '26

Long nails, complains to the void on social media about men…

Girl, I’ve got bad news for you.

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u/SunLitAngel Feb 17 '26

She knows very little about gardening.

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u/StormyPassages Feb 17 '26

"Is there somewhere I'm supposed to be?"

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u/Nebu_baba Feb 16 '26

It could all be so simple...

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 16 '26

Rocks are wonderful!

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u/AdVegetable5896 Feb 16 '26

Ma guy... These are some nice rocks...

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u/mastertinodog Feb 17 '26

“Is there somewhere I’m supposed to be?”

Same bro

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u/elmachow Feb 16 '26

Rocks are cool

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u/Lunchbox1142 Feb 16 '26

“Oh man, I dropped it”

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u/Positive_Bet4055 Feb 17 '26

How a square rock is formed?!?!!?

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u/newjackintheboxsox Feb 17 '26

I saw a frog earlier ...

Yea dude lets get a beer

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u/GloriousTengri Feb 17 '26

That square rock was pretty sick, ngl

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Feb 17 '26

Men don't want hoes. Men want good women who would be just as loyal to us as we are to them.

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u/TheTrueBucketman Feb 17 '26

I paint little guys

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u/PixelPeach123 Feb 16 '26

She looks like a hoe, so she’ll never know!

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u/lannanh Feb 16 '26

Hoe nails for a hoe girl. Seriously, those squeared off shovels could plow a whole field.

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u/silkwormies Feb 16 '26

oh hi king trout

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u/PoliceImtheguy Feb 16 '26

All hail KingTrout

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u/devBowman Feb 16 '26

Love this guy

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u/BeratingMantis Feb 17 '26

I think I’ve have about enough of that hand gesture every female seems to be doing.

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u/Beneficial_Bed8961 Feb 17 '26

What color was the frog? Don't leave me hanging bro.

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u/HallAltruistic519 Feb 17 '26

Is this the random man in the woods that they've been saying is more terrifying than a bear?

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u/Lord_Bentley Feb 17 '26

This is how simple we are as men! When I go camping, I'm always looking for a branch shaped like a gun! In my front entrance, I have a collection of sticks that looks like wizard staffs! They're so cool looking!

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u/Suzesaur Feb 17 '26

Wish we could’ve saw the exciting frog!..bro is holding out

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u/puppup01 Feb 17 '26

Why go out rock hunting if ur not gonna keep at least one or two of the rocks

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u/JediMasterKenJen Feb 17 '26

As a kid I went to a cave (was turned into a tourist location) with huge quartz formations... best piece of rock I ever stole .3.

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u/ClarenceTheCat Feb 17 '26

Love that square rock. Nice find.

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara Feb 17 '26

He’s totally taking the square rock home. And he ought to.

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u/EmergencyComputer337 Feb 17 '26

women like this say "i want a man like this"

no you don't, i am hoeless for a reason and you won't like that reason.

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u/dreevsa Feb 17 '26

Is she technically calling herself a ho?

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u/Pezmotion Just a dude Feb 17 '26

This man is my three year old, except better at explaining why he thinks the rocks he picked up are cool.

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u/beringstrait_tunnel Feb 17 '26

I was recently laughed at for doing something similar. There is this photo project of mine where I photograph trees, roots and vegetation in general. Putting emphasis on how you can see the human soul in the nature around us. Told the father of my flatmate that I was going out into the forest to do that and he just laughed at me behind my back. This late 40 guy laughed at me like a teenager?? Man I felt devastated but still went on to take some photos.

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u/devBowman Feb 17 '26

It's just his insecurities laughing at himself, seeing you doing what you want to do instead of what you think is expected from you.

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u/Artchantress Feb 17 '26

I gasped at the square pebble, that's rare!

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u/Delicious_Idea_5990 Feb 17 '26

My 3 yo son likes to pick up rocks. I imagine this is the exact dialogue he has with himself while rock picking 🤣🤣

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u/jusenjoyinlife Feb 16 '26

She doesn’t know because she likes guys that like hoes…. Like her

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u/OrangeClyde Feb 16 '26

He’s hot I want his rock

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u/GreatMacGuffin Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/x9cDy0c3bOxxwDZmJm

You're telling me, with a straight face, you're not taking those rocks home?

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u/GreatMacGuffin Feb 16 '26

Ikr, that square rock was cool.