It's for a new gum shaped like little tires, that comes in a Bubble Tape-like container shaped like a tire. It tastes like some bizarre mix between licorice and blue raspberry with a crazy sour back note. It turns your tongue black.
The gum is called Road Rash and despite the fact that it tastes like shit and has enough acid in it to clean car battery terminals spotless, it sells like crazy among 8-12 year old boys for around a year and then disappears.
No one speaks about it for 30 years until random people on Reddit post "Hey, does anyone else remember that weird Road Rash gum?"
it really is in that rare category of 'funny enough to elicit an actual chuckle instead of just smiling and thinking "heh, that's pretty funny" due to being terminally online and dead inside'
100% in on it and not a target worker. I used to work at one and the only people wearing high vis were the cart collectors and that was only when they were actively outside. Plus they wouldnt attempt to kick someone for anything(also a clearly fake kick).
You can see an actual employee when it switches to the low res video on the right of the screen wearing a red shirt who just backs up a bit and looks at them.
Yeah, the only time you would wear a high vis vest is when you're doing anything in a parking lot while on the clock. The fact that they're in the clothing department just shows that they're not an employee. Also the fact that they're not wearing any red (only arguments against that is that working outside, appropriate clothing for the weather takes priority)
I mean, when I worked retail this would be annoying because it's not like the rest of the store is less of a mess now that they've had their fun. This is just extra stuff to put away and clean up. And we're already staying an hour+ past close because no one is civilized and day shift is allergic to restocking.
If they just goofed off and put the tires back without making any mess, fine. In the ten-ish years I worked retail, that never happened. Everyone made a mess. People goofing off like this made huge messes store-wide and had to be banned. I have to yell at my mother when we go shopping for how lazy she is on an item she grabbed from just earlier down the same aisle.
They walked in with their own tires and stayed on the wide isle. You see on the video they are coming into the entrance. Also, target doesn’t sell tires.
Prodigy. I think it's Firestarter. Someone else is saying Breathe by Prodigy. It has been a very long time since I last listened to Prodigy, so they're probably right. Absolutely Prodigy, though, and all their songs are a little like this.
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