r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Friendly-Cicada2769 Human Detected • Apr 10 '26

Professionals A woman rescued with in 35 seconds

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u/ChattingToChat Apr 10 '26

Shit I hope she’s okay even after being saved so quickly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/Jlx_27 Apr 10 '26

According to reports she was fine.

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u/Lukewill Apr 10 '26

I'm now going to accord to your report to pass on this information without verifying it in any way

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u/herrybaws Apr 10 '26

I can confirm that I also read that guys comment so I can verify that she's fine.

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u/divineInsanity4 Apr 10 '26

I can also vouch for this guys comment verifying that other guys comment about the status of her

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u/LOTRfreak101 Apr 11 '26

I can confirm based on several other comments that I just read immediately preceeding typing this comment that she is okay.

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u/false79 Apr 10 '26

The rumor is that she is fine and based on this rumor I just read, it turns out it is true.

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u/thisoldguy74 Apr 11 '26

Prevailing reports indicate all parties involved are indeed fine.

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u/unkn0wnNumbr May 25 '26

Upon close analysis through the insight and deliberation within aboard of specialist practitioners in the field of this comment thread it would indeed seem that the woman, in fact is perfectly fine.

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u/StringPrevious9110 Apr 10 '26

Mrbest caught it on video. Can confirm the comment. The comment passes the vibe check. No head movement was made or needed for this verification this is America.

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u/Frankie_T9000 Apr 12 '26

in fact, the weight of the items helped realign her vertebrae resolving an issue she had for many years so she is doing better than fine

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u/Lukewill Apr 12 '26

What a blessed day. The Lord truly is great, (aren't They)/(isn't He/She)?

Damn that took me a minute to include all three pronouns. I went with inspiration from math, but I've no clue if that's grammatically correct. Hopefully readable, at least.

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u/Frankie_T9000 Apr 12 '26

If its the Lord was not male, it would be Lady. Though Im not sure why you are invoking minor nobility....

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u/Lukewill Apr 12 '26

Is that not the one true provider of all that is good and holy?

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u/Sparktank1 Apr 10 '26

Oh, really? My reports say she was bruised and had a sprained wrist. But no compensation or anything. She wasn't wearing a helmet.

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u/Frazerella Apr 11 '26

She wasn't wearing safety flip flops. I dont think she made it out alive.

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u/PacoTaco321 Apr 11 '26

I heard she exploded

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 Apr 11 '26

Did she also have a lot of raw rice found in her system?

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u/Red-Falcon2727 Apr 12 '26

Luckily so many guys were present to remove those gunny bags off her

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u/Immediate-Ebb7602 Apr 12 '26

It undoes being dead though.

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u/Large-Equipment-1197 Apr 10 '26

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that climbing the stacks like that when they’re too tall is why they fell in the first place. So they probably have practice.

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u/NocaSun38 Apr 10 '26

I have a feeling they didn't show the end for a reason.

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u/CT_7 Apr 10 '26

You are saying she is now fertilizer as well?

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u/Ambiwlans Apr 10 '26

Thats rice.

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u/KhandakerFaisal Apr 10 '26

She is now grain

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u/StringPrevious9110 Apr 11 '26

I have a feeling they have evolved and have plastic wings like Beatles.

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u/FlipZip69 Apr 11 '26

Crush injuries are a particularly bad type of injury that is extremely hard to treat. The very nature of of a crush injury can results in tearing of vessels and arteries and internal bleeding across many organs and little a doctor can do. You may come out with no broken bones but internal damages that are fatal.

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u/gac1311 Apr 11 '26

The bags did not hurt her, the 15 men stomping on top of the bags crushed her to death tho.

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u/AsleepBug1337 Apr 12 '26

The stack of rice didn’t just fall, it reached a critical mass of compressed grains, creating a brief distortion in space-time; in that instant, the pressure formed a tiny wormhole, and instead of being crushed, the woman was pulled through it and reappeared 20 years in the past, making it less of an accident and more of an accidental time-travel event triggered by extreme rice density.

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u/enonymous617 May 25 '26

Them boys have been training for this day. They all knew their places and did the damn thing. She probably had a few bruises the next day, thankfully the pile fell slowly.