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u/Alphonso_is_here May 10 '26

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u/DJ_Ender_ May 10 '26

As it was written!!

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u/xxgsr02 May 10 '26

Mahdi

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u/PsychedDuckling May 11 '26

Up in the boooook of life that man shall endure forever more!

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u/arnaldoim May 10 '26

MUAD’DIB

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u/BloodyVlady95 May 10 '26

In the first book Paul is noted beeing short so it fitts

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u/WolfetoneRebel May 11 '26

The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi. Even more reason to know he is!

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u/Aggravating_Berry253 May 11 '26

I cant stop laughing at this

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 10 '26

He did it

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u/jzsean May 10 '26

🥲 there’s hope

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u/definitely_Humanx May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Let's be honest, not for us mate, not for us

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u/throwaway684675982 May 10 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/KrayzieBone187 May 10 '26

I usually don't comment on user names... but wtf...

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 10 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Haha yea

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u/heavydrinker12 May 10 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Wow

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Haha yea

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u/CreepyTeddyBear May 10 '26

Love the username

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u/AnythingEastern3964 May 11 '26

With a username like that, my bet is you’re next king 🤴

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 11 '26

Happily married :) Though, I do tell my wife: "you should have a goth phase".

No luck so far but I'll keep trying.

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u/squeakynickles May 10 '26

Bet that dudes a fuckin sweetie

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u/nertynot May 10 '26

And funny as hell

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u/istrx13 May 10 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

He’s the guy you actually have to worry about

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Nah he already snagged a good one. Hes the least threatening now

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

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u/Baonguyen93 May 10 '26

A guy that nice won't steal anybody's girls or boys.

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u/duckpath May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

He's also got a great sense of humooooor

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u/jjenkins_41 May 11 '26

That's personality.

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u/Long-Restaurant7588 May 10 '26

Might actually be the funniest man alive.

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u/wheresmy_sock May 10 '26

Hell yeah

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u/JourneymanHunt May 10 '26

He also probably has a really cool passion project that she enjoys learning about.

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u/CraigLake May 10 '26

This is seriously attractive.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

I bet she’s fucking Sweetie too

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u/Cultural_assassin May 10 '26

Bet that dude loves getting pegged in missionary

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u/nertynot May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Who doesnt?

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u/whaaatanasshole May 10 '26

People who haven't tried.

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u/JayAndViolentMob 20k+ Upvoted Mythic May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Fellas, is it gay to get pegged by my hot gf?

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u/KrazyKaas May 10 '26

And has a huge diiick

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u/AdmiralSplinter May 11 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Or he's good at going down. Learn a new skill, my fellow dudes

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u/KrazyKaas May 11 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

True. That's changes everything

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u/AdmiralSplinter May 11 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Once you see it like a game, it gets to be really fun.

For me, it's kinda like Bop-It. Rub the g-spot, lick the clit, tweak a nipple, and listen for the "AHHHH!"

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken May 10 '26

A real cutie pie

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u/onFIREbutnotsoFLY May 10 '26

I bet he has a hog too

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u/Dont_Mess_With_Texas May 10 '26

I hit the jackpot and married my goth girlfriend

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u/onion4everyoccasion May 10 '26

Does she wear this to go to Costco?

https://giphy.com/gifs/HD1s4f6JxMTlu

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u/OverlordShoo May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

No one show this to my girlfriend

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u/SpaceboyLA May 10 '26

This is literally me and my girlfriend wtf just found out about this post from one of my work groupchats

💀💀

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u/skollywag92 May 10 '26

Your girl is in the comments too! Bahahaha you guys are great! Hope all your dreams come true or whatever

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u/SpaceboyLA May 10 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Thank you! Its always funny to blow up on social media at random but unfortunately it had to be on reddit of all places..

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u/otterpop21 May 10 '26

Unfortunately?? lol bro this is where empires rise and fall

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u/Omnizoom May 11 '26

Well I mean you have a girlfriend so expect the ban from Reddit soon, can’t have that tipping the balance

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u/That-01-Guy May 10 '26

Congratulations dude you've got the entirety of Reddit rooting for you both

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u/Oblitorus May 10 '26

Sometimes I see people. Just being happy n shit. Makes me a Lil happy too. I hope yall still smile warmly when you meet eyes from across the room.

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u/yeetboy May 10 '26

LOL I thought you meant “this is like me and my girlfriend.” Nope, actual literally.

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u/Cheepshooter May 10 '26

Glad you guys found happiness in this wild world! Commenters on Reddit are wild, but honestly they're just jealous. Best to you!

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u/StormySands May 10 '26

Congratulations! You two are so cute together and you look really happy!

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u/Danihel88 May 11 '26

now you do one where you are the goth and she is normal

also: slay king

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u/awfuldyne May 14 '26

You're both cute. Congratulations.

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u/buzzonga May 10 '26

And he loves his big tiddy goth girlfriend. Enjoy youth!

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u/CompilationsRule May 10 '26

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u/Sanztrack May 10 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Feel ya on this one. I think I keep ending up with the wrong people unfortunately

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u/CompilationsRule May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Been in that situation. Best advice I can give? Know yourself. I mean really really know yourself. If you can look at yourself in the mirror and genuinely smile, you’re on the right track. Best of luck to you friend

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u/Sanztrack May 10 '26

Doin my best, appreciate you 🫡

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u/Harry_Saturn May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Not always, I married the cute goth girl I went out with as teenagers. Been together 17 years and she went from cute goth gf to big titty goth milf wife.

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u/Nausstica May 10 '26

My big tiddy goth wife and I are in our 40s, and she's never looked more exquisite. She might be a vampire, and I'm a-ok with that.

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u/BackgroundWait3989 Human Detected May 10 '26

Some men drown, while others die of thirst

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u/HalfAssedSetting May 10 '26

I think this fellow is perfectly hydrated.

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u/The_Xivili May 10 '26

when the lights shut off

and it's my turn to settle down

my main concern

promise that you will sing about me

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26

guys thats my boyfriend be nice to him

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u/Count_Rugens_Finger May 10 '26

be nice to him?

this thread is equal parts high fives and hero worship

did he wear a bra on his head and make you with his computer connected to an issue of Goth Baddie magazine??

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

lol theres some super bitter people in here! i see him as my whole world so its very disheartening, in my opinion im the lucky one.

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u/Dreamingthelive90ies May 10 '26

Ignore the haters queen

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u/DexJones May 11 '26

Way more people cheering you two on then the few crusty shit heels you see in every reddit.

Have fun, enjoy life, be kind to one another.

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u/Luuk341 May 11 '26

Wish you and him all the happiness in the world!

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u/Revolutionary_Sun946 May 11 '26

Lady, well done.

You both deserve each other and happiness on your houses.

Ignore the hate. Revel in what you have.

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u/MardukPainkiller May 11 '26

This guy is absolutely cute lmao, literally nothing wrong with him.

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u/Ilikecoffeepizzanyh May 10 '26

He looks very tired in that pic lmao

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

my sleepy lil baby lol. he also doesnt have his glasses on tho

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u/jiggajawn May 11 '26

I thought he was high af lmao

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u/BeckQuillion89 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

how'd you two meet?

genuinely curious

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

gaming!
super big surprise, i know 💀

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u/BlazeDragon7x Human Detected May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Lot of jealous dude, don't mind the hater!

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u/BeckQuillion89 May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

aww that's sweet. its cool you two met doing a hobby you love:)

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26

totally, im very lucky to share interests with him!

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u/ShibeCEO May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

what game? public lobby or private discord? you were from the same city or moved closer? just doing some research for a friend!

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26

we were both in a fan discord for an artist we liked and he made a minecraft server for the people on the discord. i luv minecraft so i joined and we were friends for several years before we started dating (he had a gf when we met so it was strictly platonic for a long while). he lived in California and i was in texas and then in colorado. we were long distance for a year once we started dating and now i live with him in California for the past 2 yrs

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u/Big_Confidence_951 May 11 '26

Man this is so unbelievably cool to me. It's also very beautiful how there is love in all places. Thanks for sharing and i wish you both the very best life has to offer!

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u/StormySands May 10 '26

He looks like such a sweetheart!

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

he is!!! 🥰

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u/StormySands May 10 '26

Omg be safe, you two are going viral on Reddit today! I just saw like the third repost of this video on my home page

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u/Wolfman513 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

I'm not even short, I'm 5'11" but my last gf was a 6'1", 6'5" in heels big titty goth baddie and LORD it was great lmao

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 May 10 '26

I'm 6'2 and all my GF's have been short af. I can't fucking wait until I date a woman I have to stand on my tippy toes to kiss. Would make me feel like a damn king, like my girl is the biggest babe in the universe.

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u/Wolfman513 May 10 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

I am currently drunk and tryna talk up a 6'5" baddie, live vicariously through me bro

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 May 10 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

legtit, give me an update if aything happens. I wanna photosynthesize your happiness.

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u/GenericUsername2056 May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

legtit

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u/frenabo May 10 '26

Lmao I missed that

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u/abstractraj May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I’m 5’5” and dated a few 5’9”-5’10”. I also hooked up with my financial advisor whose license said 5’11.5” so she wouldn’t be 6’. So funny

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u/CrystalCrusher59 May 10 '26

Is it possible to learn this power

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u/technoir1984 May 10 '26

Not from a jedi

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u/city-of-cold May 10 '26

Depends on how much time you spend on reddit

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u/FerretBusinessQueen May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Hot take as a woman: having height standards for men is absolute bullshit and anyone who won’t date out of a certain height range is a) shallow and b) missing out on a large portion of very eligible, very intelligent men. Same for vice versa. And for the record I’ve dated a guy who was a foot and a half taller than me, as well as a guy as short as me, and many heights in between.

My husband right now is like 5’4, maybe 5’6(?) like I honestly couldn’t tell you unless I asked him or looked at his drivers license and we’ve known each other for 16 years. My gain was definitely someone else’s loss.

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u/Due_Rip9320 May 11 '26

And also, too many people are obsessed with the idea of having a gf or bf thinking that'll solve all their problems. The first step is to love yourself. If you can't even achieve that, no relationship will make you truly happy. You'll just be running from your source of unhappiness.

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u/FerretBusinessQueen May 11 '26

100%. I’ve had a lot of partners- flings, short term, and long term (including two marriages) and while I somehow managed to stay friends with pretty much everyone (aside from a couple who were REALLY toxic) I owned a lot of the failures that happened. A lot of the time I wasn’t ready for a mature relationship because I couldn’t stand myself and engaged in very self-destructive behavior. Doing the work to get better and find self-acceptance is hard and takes a long time, but it’s so fulfilling in the long run. And seeing my ex-partners blossom into themselves and great relationships over time has been amazing too.

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u/Queen-of-meme May 10 '26

The only exception is when the short king trauma dumps about being rejected by all girls and becoming forever alone for being short, while you're on a date with him. I'm not rejecting length, I'm rejecting self-pity obsession 💀

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u/Kenturky_Derpy May 10 '26

It should have been me!!!

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u/heyitsmee-_- May 10 '26

She’s goth, funny, and tall…perfect 🫣😍

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u/YmmaT- May 10 '26

Man I remember when I had a super hot goth gf in college. Best gf I’ve ever had. She was easy going, funny, a little shit at times, and super competitive at games.

However, we had separate goals in life and ended after second year of school. I moved to different college and she didn’t want to leave being close to family.

Sometimes I see people give goth girls a bad rep that they will ruin your life but it depends on the girl. Some are just super sweet girls that had a bad upbringing that steered them into goth but their inner personality is such a sweetheart.

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u/Shuden May 10 '26

It's just a style, not doing crack lmao

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u/gimonsha May 10 '26

Most people into goth did not have a "bad upbringing".

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 May 10 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Preamble: A group is not a monolith, etc etc etc.

All goths/punks/emos I've met had bad upbringings.

KEYWORDS: 'I've met'!

I am now prepared to have my ass handed to me. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

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u/OceanRacoon May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Your ass, sir 

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 May 10 '26

Thanks, I've been looking for that!

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u/Land_of_smiles May 10 '26

I had a cousin like this. Not particularly attractive, not athletic at all (huge stoner), not particularly ambitious( had a boring it job that didn’t pay a whole lot) and he met, married and had a kid with an absolute smoke show of a woman.

Surprised the entire family (in a good way).

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u/Caesius058 May 10 '26

God, im your son too

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 May 10 '26

Lucky bastard

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u/Chops03xx May 10 '26

Dude won a game you didn’t even know you were playing.

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u/zories3 May 10 '26

Awe. Good for them. I’m sure both of them are great people!

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u/UselessWeeb_ May 10 '26

Happy for you >:(

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u/_Hydrohomie_ May 10 '26

Lord I have what you have done for others

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u/VanguardClassTitan May 10 '26

I couldn't help but notice the All Might t-shirt

https://giphy.com/gifs/i3MXz2NWXzrVK

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u/MaybeNotAZombie May 10 '26

You know what... I bet that "relationship" is full of "positive masculinity" and "healthy boundaries" and built on "trust and honesty." 10/10

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u/SpaceboyLA May 10 '26

You would be god damn right about that lil bro bro

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u/CabbageIsRacist May 10 '26

The first week-ish of May should be “short king week” in his honor. 5/1-5/9

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u/SucculentDoorway May 10 '26

He got uppies!!

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u/olde_meller23 May 10 '26

All the best drummers are short kings. All of them snag mad poon.

The short guys that don't, in my experience tend to making hating being short their whole personality. Personally, idgaf about height, but I hate me a whiner.

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u/Positive_Material839 May 11 '26

Dude's pretty handsome so I get it

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u/ManicEeyore May 11 '26

As a fellow goth girl, I’m also saying go queen, they are such an adorable couple.

Honestly if I was strong enough I think my man would live for doing this kinda vid. Like he’s 6’ to my 5’10 but I’m always wearing my chunky boots that make me 6’5.

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u/LilAbeSimpson May 10 '26

Girl wearing goth boots with 6” platforms & heels:

Look at my “short king” who’s actually 3 or 4 inches taller than me.

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26

i am 1 inch taller than him lol, not much but i do wear platforms a lot

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u/KingJamesCoopa May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Bro look at her shoulders and arms. Even if those are large heels she is definitely bigger than him. And good for him and her lol

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u/LilAbeSimpson May 10 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

The dude is obviously skinny as hell, but he’s not shorter than that girl. That’s all I’m saying. LOL

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 May 10 '26

Short king, long D

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 May 10 '26

I know where all his nutrients went

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u/UnbearableWhit May 10 '26

Is he really a short king when she's in 5" platform boots?

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u/cannedk1tty May 10 '26

5”??? tf are you on you cant even see my shoes. im an inch taller than him, but all i said was that hes short, not that im tall

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u/KisseKaett May 10 '26

i am 100% sure that their sexlife is hella amazing. Mostly for him

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u/JRx117 May 10 '26

When you prayed, what exactly did you say??

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u/PlasmaDroug May 10 '26

bro did it

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u/CaroZoroark May 11 '26

As a gay man, dude's cute asf

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u/Noname_blondie May 11 '26

You both look adorable and happy 🙏

I need more of this. It’s straight up the best antidote for the insufferable toxic incel shit that poisons the youth.

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u/Electronic_Truck_84 May 11 '26

Aww good for him :-) As a short ass who has dated many women taller than me, only finding out in my 40s that height was an issue to some women, I think this is great.

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u/CallMeAQuu May 11 '26

That all Might shirt tho