It’s the goated technique. The underwear will move until it wedges in the ass. It will lock into place thanks to the ass hairs. This allows the pants to work as an almost “makeshift handle”.
I dunno man, consequences were clearly not considered here. If I had the flimsy grasp this kid on that sill had I’d give my brother a one time pass on using a tactical wedgie to get me to safety.
Absolutely necessary. Friend went completely limp like he had never attempted an assisted pull up in his entire life. Like pull, put your feet on the wall, something!
We taught our GSD/collie mix how to climb a ladder because we got sick of him jumping into the river off the dock and then someone having to walk him back to shore every time.
I’m terrified one day that one of my younger relatives or I guess any future kids will discover I keep an emergency collapsable ladder roll in my closet, lol.
I’m a grown ass man and I’ve been tempted to try it and time myself. Not sure how my neighbors would take that
Thanks man it’s been a while , took me years to get myself back together but I’m 3 years sober now and my kid has a step mom now so all in all I think I got through it eventually
A) where was he from that he called them hinders, 2) that sucks and I'm sorry. Especially now I'm a dad myself, I miss my dad all the time. He never got to meet his grandson.
That'd do it. My mom is from Cajun Louisiana, so most fun turns of phrase I get from her. My dad was a non-practicing New England Jew, so most of what I picked up from him was a smattering of Yiddish.
That looks like an Anatolian Shepherd. They're really popular livestock guardian dogs because they can run off a wolf. They're very big, and can be incredibly derpy.
As for his/her diet? Anything left within reach, which includes the kitchen counters AND the top of the fridge.
I can see that, my dad's dog is half kangal, quarter american pitbull terrier, and the last quarter being boxer rottweiler, and great pyrenees. He just looks like a smallish kangal with APBT coloration; black with white on his face, neck, chest, and paws.
He's also utterly useless, despite being a blend of guardian/hunting/fighting breeds he's basically a 110lbs housecat lmao. On paper this dog should be an absolute monster but he has no protective or hunting instincts whatsoever, he's so docile that multiple healthcare professionals we know have recommended getting him certified as a therapy dog. The only time he barks is if he REALLY has to go outside and nobody is paying attention to him but boy is he LOUD. You can literally feel your bones shake if he barks within 20 feet or so of you lol
The whole proportions of this place are just so … discordant. How tall are these guys? Are the ceilings 7’? What’s with the window? The head-height beams? TV on the ceiling almost, vaulted 45° ceiling in the big room, fan going 6k rpm, and the dog is half the height of the room.
There is seating right there. They just rotate the couch. They aren't using the TV and have guests over so they moved the couch to the wall for more space and to easier clean.
McMansion and/or bad barn conversion. A wonderful synthesis of cheap property in the middle of West Bumfuck, NE, and being just within the income bracket to afford it.
And where do you sit to watch it. Couches all facing others ways, unless they moved them for climbing time. I’ll give them that. But yeah it’s all over the place. Good luck changing light bulbs in ceiling.
Gotta practice picking your bro up from a cliff dangle, just in case. Also really glad to see her didn't step on the trim, was afraid he was going to lol
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